My collar

Today Aswell do had to wear MY collar!!

Because he's collar do had deaded batteries and he do thinked he might could go exploring!

She do not liked for Aswell to go exploring!

She do liked for Aswell to stay in we yard where he do belonged.

Aswell do be a good boy though.

When She do looked out we back door and seed Aswell on the nother side of the road and She do called he to come in, Aswell do comed in right away!!

Before when Aswell do goed exploring he would never come back till someone catched he. But now he do comed back good.

Sometimes She do beed a little bit mean

...and sometimes She do beed a LOT mean!

Today She do beed very very LOTS mean!!!

She do yelled at me too many times!

I do not liked for She to yelled at me!!

She do be allowed to yelled at Aswell. But not me!

But today She only do beed yelling at me!!

She do be doing it wrong, don't you thinked so?

I do thinked so!

Those furbabies do be MY furries and I do not wanted to shared with Aswell. Or with She neither.

She do not letted me to beated up Aswell for trying to go near mine furries.

She do not getted mine furries out of they house, neither.

No matter how many times I do telled She I do wanted She to open that door. 

And She do YELLED. At ME!!!! 

She is very mean, don't you thinked so?   

National Answer You Cat's Questions Day

We readed that it do almost be National Answer You Cat's Questions Day on Daisy's mommeh's blog at PedMeds so then we do thinked we might could like to know when it might could be National Answer You DOGS' questions day! 

And do you knowed what? She do even googled that for us and there do not seem to be a day for dog questions?!!

Do you thinked that do be fair?

I do not!

Sad

She do comed to we blog to helped we to writed a new post but then She do seed Keisha the Spaniel's link and we do has to go readed it and now we do be all too sad to maked a fun story for you.

Keisha do goed to the Rainbow Bridge and that do be quite sad for the peoples that do getted leaved behind. She do still be very sad for missing we's Scrooge too.

Maybe Keisha and Scrooge might could play together on the rainbow bridge! Do you thinked so? I do hoped so!

  

Baby dogs

I do thinked you might could like to see we babydogs!

 

They do be a little bit noisy!!

NOT funny!

Sometimes She is not too very funny!

Today She was getted mad at we cause there DO be a lot of birds and peoples and dogs outside and we DO had to barked a lot and one time She maked we come in to shutted up so we sneaked in the bedroom and we opened the bedroom door all by we ownself and we getted out so we can barked some more and She did not liked we to do that too much!

But then we was being more quieted and we did getted to go outside and stay outside to play some more and we did go out and come in and go out and come in just caused we did wanted to.

So then She played a not too very funny joke on we!

We did be outside we door and She did putted He's tuna bowl down on we floor for we but She did not opened the door so we could come in and clean He's tuna bowl for He!!

We did everything we knowed how to do to getted treats but She pretended She did not knowed why we was dancing and sitting and laying down because we do those things to getted we treats, NOT to getted we door opened for we.

That was not too funny!

But then She did opened we door and we did getted to eat He's tuna and it was very good tuna too!

And now She is baking bananner bread and we might like to had some! We do be waiting very nice because we do hoped She will letted we lick the bowl when She is done but She is waiting for He to comed back with He's walnuts cuz He sayed bananner bread do had to had walnuts.

Guess What?!

We getted to had Max come to stay with we!!

Next week!!

And he will stay for 2 weeks!

So that will be fun, huh?!

He will getted to learn to stay in we zzzt fence!!

And might be he might learned to eated kibble but maybe not. He do not liked kibbles too much when he do be at home but he do eated kibble here so maybe he might will get used to it.

She sayed She thinked we will needed to had a more treat ball. I do not shared too good with Aswell so She thinked there will not be any way I might share with Aswell AND Max.

She do be quite smart, huh? Even if she do be SO stubborn!

She do NOT be learning to walk with we good. We just camed back from we walk and I do be getting very frusterated with She. She do stops too much! And She do not getted walking again when we pulled.

I did be getting so mad at She I did telled She off and I did head butted She too but She did not go.

Oh Aswell!

Do you know what?

She could not finded She's plastics!

So She could not buyed no gas or doggie foods or treats!!

Because She has to has She's plastics to pay or to get She's monies out of She's bank to pay for stuff!

She looked all over we house for She's plastics. She looked all over we car too.

He looked all over we house for She's plastics. He looked all over we car too.

But He or She could not finded they anywhere!

So then She had to maked phone calls and tell they She losted She's plastics and that was a pain in the butt and She did not had any plastics till the new ones comed in the mail and She was not so happy.

But guess what?! He finded the plastics!! They were in She's pants pocket just like She thinked they was. But those pants getted stealed!

Aswell stealed She's pants to use in he's crate cuz he do liked to had She's clothes in he's crate.

Silly Aswell! He do had a blanket in he's crate but he did wanted She's pants too! And he getted She's plastics too!

Bossy

She sayed I do be a little bit too bossy!

Silly She!

She should readed my t-shirt!

It sayed I do be Santa's little helper!

I do not be bossy.

I do be helping!!

Aswell do needed lots of help to know how to behave good.

I thinked!

I thinked when I is nice and warm and all curled up on the couch with He and I is sleeping till it do be time to goed and have my belly rubbed it is not so nice for She to picked me up and putted me outside with Kali the barky dog!

I do not had to go pee!

I do not wanted to go pee!!

I wanted to sleep until it do be bedtime!!

I do liked to SLEEP!

Going outside before we go to bed do be a dumb rule!

I thinked that!

Helping

Today He is doing stuffs with the tires on the van and Kali and me is helping!!

We goes right in the garage to watch what He do and we maked sure He knowed if any peoples or dogs walked by we house on we road so He do not getted surprised while He is working!!!

We do be GOOD helpers, huh?

Barking

Today me & Aswell finded a man in we yard!!!

We barked & barked & barked we fool heads off at he!!

He was up in the boat in we driveway.

But then he getted down!!

It was not a scary man at all!!

It was just Max's Hank!!

Silly we.

Best puppies!

Today we do be being SO very good!!!

He is working on we boat.

She is working on She's computer and cooking a yummy dinner too!!

And we is sitting on the top of the deck and we is watching He and we do not barked!!!!

We is learning!! We figured out the rule!

Yes!!! We do be SO clever!!!

If we barked and drived He and She crazy we will has to come in the house!!

But if we stays quiet and do not barked at He we can be in OR out!!

And we can watched He!!

AND we can watched She cook too, when She goes out to cooker the meat!!!

Maybe a Monkey?!

Today He and She has to comed back from fishing cuz it do be getting very windy and thundery and dark outside even though it do not be dark time!


And She started cooking supper even though it do not be suppertime neither.


And He started banging and banging and He maked swings!! In the porch!! See?! I is a helper dog!!
We do not knowed what He is making but I heared She say "Oh boy!! Are we getting a monkey!?"


So maybe we might could get a monkey!! And then Daisy and Harley might want to comed to vistited we!!


Is that not SO exciting?!


I thinked we is getting a monkey!! What else could it be?

I do not liked He to bang with that banger!

It do beed too loud and it hurted my ears!

I has to stayed in we house and try to watched from we door.

Stuff

Today She is sick and She did not liked we to waked She up when He leaved for He's early morning meeting.

But a course we did not KNOWED She were sick and we should not waked She up until we did! Oopsie!

She 'specially did not liked Aswell to licked She's nose!! That do not be a good way to waked up!!

Oh, and Grandma!!!! Aswell were a bad boy and She's hedgie do needed new eyes!! Cuz Aswell liked that hedgie but he eated he's eyes!!!

And He stealed a stuffed froggie to play with too!! And he does not shared that froggie or that hedgie good at all!! She taked a movie with Aswell and he's ribbity frog but She do not posted it yet cuz She had to fixed She's computer and She did not finished fixing She's computer yet and She's computer do not know She's camera yet and She do not feeled good enough to care.

Aswell is a bad sharer!!!

And do you knowed what else? He is making a new barbecue!! In the middle of we kitchen!!!! Aswell do tried to help but He do not liked Aswell's helping too much!!

Poor Aswell. He is just in so much troubles all day long, huh?!

Good think I am such a GOOD puppy!!

More Working!

Can you see we is doing some more working?

Sometime, Aswell do not helped me with working good but today he do be helping!!

We is digging unner the walkway cuz we thinked there might could be more chippies unner there!!

But we do not bark too much any more!!!

Cuz if I ... uh... I meaned we... barked too much She comed and grabbed we and taked we in the house and do not letted we go out to do we work!!!!

More Fishing

Today She sayed we can go fishing with She & He again!

She takes we clicky collar off and letted we run down the dock all by we self.

So we do and we is way excited and we run all the way to He in the boat!!! And then I thinked no, wait!!! Maybe I do not wanted to go in the boat!!

So I runned all the way back again and Aswell do wanted to get in the boat but then when he seed me running away he runned after me and he jumped in the lake and swimmed!!!

And then She called we but I did not go to She but Aswell did but He had to come to getted me and carry me back to the boat and I did not thinked that was a good idea to go in the boat but He did maked me.

BUT once we was in the boat I was not so skerred no more and I do liked Aswell!

We climbed!!

We sitted and standed and jumped and 'xplored everywhere! We liked to stand on the edge of the boat and maked She skerred! That do be so fun!!

And we both maked She SO nervous!!!

And then we had a BIG fight!!! And She had to grabbed Aswell and taked he away from me!!! Cuz I was mad at Aswell cuz he wanted to licked my neck and I did not wanted he to!!!! So I fighted with Aswell and She getted mad at we for fighting.

And then we stopped fighting and we was jumping up on the front of the boat and looking over the edge for the fishies in the water and that was fun and we do not fighted no more!

And THEN do you know what happened? HE CLOSED THE WINDOW-DOOR!!!!

And I did not seed He closed that window-door so I tried to jumped up on the front of the boat again and I banged mine head!!!!! And that HURTED mine head!!

Well, it did not really hurted too much but it did maked me look silly and I did not liked to look silly! Silly is Aswell's job, not mine!

Hard at Work

You can see me working hard. And Aswell do not helped!

She do not helped neither!!

And She and He both getted mad when I is too loud & 'noxious and He shaked He's noisy can sometimes and I do not liked that! The can is not in the movie though cuz He is in the tub.

I thinked He is still grumpy cuz Aswell chewed He's glasses!

I do not thinked that bees the only reason He is grumpy, Kali.

I do not think He liked you to wake He up tattling on She

for making you stay inside cuz you was being too loud!!!

No!! He is grumpy cuz you eated He's strawberries and breaked we door and eated He's glasses and cuz She keeped me in we house when I has work to do. I do be a GOOD puppy! He do not be mad at ME!

Grrrr!!!

She and we is having a bad day!

Nuh uh!! She and me is getting along fine!

Okay. She and ME is having a bad day!!

I am having a MAD!

She do not letted me go back outside.

I wanted to go outside but She closed the glass door so we can not go in and out all by our ownselves!!!

She is MEAN!!

You did barked too much, Kali!!

No I did not!!! I HAS to bark!!! She do not understanded!!! There is something under we deck!!! I has to telled that chippy-munk to go away from we yard!!!

She sayed She likes chippy-munks and birds in we yard.

But I do not!!! I has to do my job!!! I keeps they all out of we yard!!

Fishing!!!!

She did!! She did taked we fishing with He & She!!!!

And we was SUCH good puppies too!!

Aswell do tried to walk around on the edge of the boat and that did skerred She just a little bit - 'specially after He taked Aswell's leash off!!

He sayed it would be okay - and it was!!!

I stayed in the bottom of the boat most of the time.

I do not liked to climb up on the edge of the boat.

You should tried it, Kali! It do beed FUN!!!

I do not thinked so. I will like to stay with She.

And She catched a fish!!

And HE letted we SWIM!!

In the lake!!

Only He holded onto we but we does swimmed and we liked to swim and we getted all cooled down.

But then Aswell getted too cooled down and he getted all shivery and then he getted all cranky cuz he had to go pee so we has to come home again!

But we was GOOD boat dogs!!