NOT funny!

Sometimes She is not too very funny!

Today She was getted mad at we cause there DO be a lot of birds and peoples and dogs outside and we DO had to barked a lot and one time She maked we come in to shutted up so we sneaked in the bedroom and we opened the bedroom door all by we ownself and we getted out so we can barked some more and She did not liked we to do that too much!

But then we was being more quieted and we did getted to go outside and stay outside to play some more and we did go out and come in and go out and come in just caused we did wanted to.

So then She played a not too very funny joke on we!

We did be outside we door and She did putted He's tuna bowl down on we floor for we but She did not opened the door so we could come in and clean He's tuna bowl for He!!

We did everything we knowed how to do to getted treats but She pretended She did not knowed why we was dancing and sitting and laying down because we do those things to getted we treats, NOT to getted we door opened for we.

That was not too funny!

But then She did opened we door and we did getted to eat He's tuna and it was very good tuna too!

And now She is baking bananner bread and we might like to had some! We do be waiting very nice because we do hoped She will letted we lick the bowl when She is done but She is waiting for He to comed back with He's walnuts cuz He sayed bananner bread do had to had walnuts.

More Gardening

Today She tooked the little plants that were in the porch and putted them in the dirt.

I laid on the walkway and sleeped cuz it was boring. Here is a close up.

This is how the garden looks now cuz I know my friend Lynn would ask if I doesn't shows her.

The little row has dill and radishes, then the first long row has tomatoes. The middle long row has melons and spinach and the last one just has two tomato plants and the rest needs some other stuffs.



I hope She will plant some good other stuffs. Like maybe some cheeses! That would be a good idea!

The Mystery of the Cheeses - Clue

I tooked Her for another long walk today and I think I am figuring out the mystery of the cheeses!

Today I was getting LOTS of cheese - and all I had to do was walk nice, even when peoples with wheels went by me or when there is other dogs.

The most importantest clue was the two little dustbunnies we saw. When we walked by them the first time, I tried to go sniffs them and talk to them and I pulled Her arm with the leash and she didn't give me ANY cheese.

But when we came back and passed them again I didn't pull or bark and I gots cheese!

So then after that I walked almost all the way home and I was careful not to bark or pull and I sitted when She said sit and I got lots of cheeses. When we passed buddy's house he barked at me and I forgetted and I got no cheeses again. *sad Scrooge*

But then we walked right past the bad dust-bunny dog and he barked and barked and tried to jump at me and he was SO rude and I just keeped walking and She gave me lots of cheese and she tells me I am a very good boy, too!

I am a clever, clever dog and I am learning fast even though I am old and they says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.