All wet!!!

Today we is very all wet!!!!

That is cuz He had a bath and then He decided that it would be a good idea for we to has a bath too!!

And so we did!! and now we is runing around getting we wet all over the house and we is fighting and playing and very very hyper.

She sayed we is silly wet puppies!!

She laughs at we... and that be good cuz She was making crabilated faces before we getted all wet.

She sayed She has a head ache and a meeting She do not wanted to go to and too much work to getted done.... and She would rather just go fishing!!!

And we too!!!

Oh Mine Bum!!!

I is so MAD at She today that when She gives me a timbit all for mine own self I throws it on the floor of the van. And I rides in the back because I do not wants to be with She. I is CRANKY!!

I thought She was crazy when She makes me be on mine leash in mine own yard. I do not needs a leash because I do not runs away. But She putted mine leash on and She would not lets me go away by mine own self to pee. And THEN She putted a bowl under me so I pees in the bowl and She KEEPS IT!!! Oh mine goodness. She is going CRAZY!!!

But then it gets WORSE! She and me goes for a car ride and She takes me to Tim Hortons and that is good cuz I likes timbits but then we do not go home, we go to a nother place. And that nother place is NO FUN!!

She gives them mine pee!!! And then they makes me go on a platform and I do not likes that but then it gets even WORSER and peoples starts sticking things UP MINE BUM!!! That is SO ROOD!

And not very fun neither!

And then the peoples takes me down stairs to take a picture of mine bottom half too and She do not comes down those stairs with me and I do not like that neither! And the man was touching me and squishing me and I pees on him! I do not likes to pee where I is not supposed to but I could not helps it! It was horrible!

I was so happy to go back to She when they was all done looking in mine no-so-private-any-more-parts. I runs to She and wags mine tail. But then I remembered that She taked me there so I gets mad.

And THAT is why I spitted the timbit away!

But then I goes and gets it again and I eats it all up. It is hard to stay mad when there is timbits. And meats.

Did you misses me?

I is sorry I does not post too much any more. She is on the computer ALL the time and She hardly ever lets me near it. And when She do, then I has to check in on Gather and takes care of mine farm on Farmville too. Today I will blog first though.

We is having a very busy day today. We had LOTS of car rides. We go to the old store house (not mine house, or mine nother house neither - this is a different house!) and lots of peoples likes to pets me and ask mine name and say how cute I is. So that was good.

But then She tricks me!

She tells me to gets in the van and I do and then She and me goes back to mine house. I doesn't know He is not coming and I whines all the way home cuz I wants to stay with He at the old store house.

And then She comes in and works for a little while but then She sneaks out and She leaves me there all by mine own self. She is very tricky today. I do not like that!

But when She comes home again, He comes too so that be good. Then we was all together again the way I likes it.

But then guess what?! We goes in the van again and we goes back to the store house again too! Boy He and She are crazy today! Some new peoples came to pets me and tell me how cute I is and I likes those peoples. And She does too cuz they gives She monies. She likes some monies!

And then we FINALLY gets in the van again and this time we drived all the way to the nother house and we drived past the first donut place and I whined but then we stops at the gooder donut place and we pees and eats donuts. I likes donuts!

And you know what? She still has one donut hiding in She's purse and She does not wants to eat it but I know it is there and it is CALLING ME! Really!! I wants to eat that donut now! I do not know why She is not eating that donut now! I will helps her!

donuts!

I loves mine donuts!

Today we was in the van for a long time and I was thinking we was never going to stop to go pee but then we did and there was donuts!

I loves mine donuts!

Except I don't really has donuts of mine own... He and She gets donuts and they shares with me. It is a good thing He and She is good sharers, huh? I says!

Max

Max came to visit the nother day and he is still a little dustbunny dog but he is getting to be a little bossy and even a little rude.

He came to see me two times in one day and the first time we getted along okay but the second time when he camed back we had foods and he does not share very good!

She gave me a dish and Max a dish and Max takes them BOTH!

And She says I is a wuss but He says I is just a good gentleman host. But I doesn't likes it when Max wants mine foods too but he barks loud at me and I just gives it to him.

Good thing there was lots more foods for me and Max too, huh!

And he wented on MINE bed that Tamara maked for me too!

And he barked at me a LOT!

We Camed Home

We all camed home. She and He and Me too!

Last time we camed home, She didn't come with us. I likes it better when we all stays together.

Going Home Again

Today we are in the van and She and He and me are going home again. But She forgetted to bring mine dog bed again!!

We went to the market this morning too. I likes the market. I writed about it on Gather so you can go reads it there if you wants. You doesn't has to sign up to just reads on gather only if you wants to writes. I likes Gather cuz usually more people talks to me on Gather. I likes mine comments!

I walked lots this week. Today to the market. And the nother day He and Me getted to walks to She's school and meet her and then walks home again.

She's friend walked with us too. I likes She's friend.

Did I tells you John - that's one of the mans that lives in mine nother house - that John has got cats!! And they live in mine nother house too! And I likes them cats. Mostly they stays in John's room and I can't sees them 'cept when John lets me. But now they is not so skerred and they starts to come out of that room and sometimes they comes up to mine partment and sees me!

And you know what the best part is? Even when all the peoples goes out and leaves me at home all by mine own self, I knows that those cats is there too so I is not really all alone all by my own self.

I still likes it better when there is peoples home at mine house with me. But it is good to have cats too.

Brown & White with a little bit of ...

When peoples ask He what kind of dog I is, He always says "Brown & white with a little bit of black". He is silly!

But now that is not right.

I is brown and white with a little bit of blacks and a PEACOCK BLUE tail.

I getted excited when She gets my leash and I wags my tail hard and I hits the new peacock blue door and then I wags it some more and I gets peacock blue paints all over the cottage white walls and Jessa has to wipes it all up so it doesn't dries on the walls.

And She wipes mine tail off and the rags gets all peacock blues but mine tail is still blue.

I doesn't mind.

Oh no! Oh no!

He and She are crazy peoples! There is THUNDERS! Big ones! and LIGHTINGS!! BIG ones! And they doesn't go hide in the house.

We is still on the front porch and it is a nice front porch but not when there is THUNDERS!!! AND LIGHTINGS!!!

I is shaking SO HARD and I thinks we should go inside and all hides under a table all together but He and She won't comes with me so I has to stay outside here with them.

CRAZY PEOPLES!

Hard Day's Work

I had such a lot of work to do today!

There was so many mans outside my house.

I had to bark and bark and bark at them.

One man came very early and he stood outside my house and I barked and barked. And then more mans came and I barked and barked at them too.

There was a lot of mans and a lot of noise.

Then some big trucks came too. They digged a bit hole in the yard. Not mine yard, the neighbour's yard. There was mans down in the hole.

There was lots of dirt.

I would like to play in that dirt but She won't let me. But I did go in the lake and get all stinky wet.

Now She closed the bedroom door so I can't go sleep on Her bed or on MY BED even. She says no, not until I dry. No fair!

More Changes

She says Her knee that was hurting is all better now. She doesn't take me for any more wheel rides yet.

Maybe tomorrow. Today She stays in her chair almost all day long. She tippy types and tippy types and then She startles me by jumping up and yelling cuz something She was stressing about is ALL DONE!!!

I doesn't know what She was working on but She is very happy She is done it.

While She was tippy typing, He went away for to kill some bugs or something but then He came back and He starts ripping the kitchen apart.

I thinked He was just going to make a big mess but He putted things in different places and now He is putting all the dishes and pots and cleaning stuffs back where they belongs only in different places than they was before cuz the food places are all in new spots.

It is all very confusing but He was not SO noisy and He was not askerring me too much today so I doesn't mind.

Oopsie!

Today She and Me went to the store. She took her wheels and I runned beside her.

Except when I didn't.

I forgetted that I am supposed to run nicely beside Her and if I wants to stop I just slows down and She stops so I can go pee or poop or sniff.

We was just going again after we stops to pee and I sniffs something and I wants to go back to sniffs it some more and I stops too fast and goes back and the wheels doesn't works like that and the wheels and She felled down and went boom!

I was so skerred that even though She letted go of my leash I camed to see if She was hurted. She doesn't get up for a long time and I doesn't like that.

But She is okay except She is walking funny cuz her knee hurted and her one finger hurted too.

She getted on the wheels again and we keeps going but I remembers not to pull no more.

Surprise!

Today they leaved me home all alone and I was shaking and so skerred but they was only gone a little while and then I heared a van only it wasn't mine van and it wasn't He and She. It was the lady and Lady and they comed to get me!

I went to their house with them and I stays all day until He and She come back and they picks me up again and I was happy.

I had a good day at Lady's house except one time there was a noise and it startles me and I tries to get right up on Diane's sewing table to be with her. She doesn't sews clothes like Her mom does. Diane sews stuffs for big boats and big buses.

I likes to go stay with Lady and Diane. It is much better than being home all alone. And she feeds me good foods too. I says.

A better day

Today they stops making so much noise and fuss.

BUT they leaved me home alone for a little while and there was THUNDERS while they was gone and I did not like that.

And He and She camed back home and Tamara did not. I doesnt know where she went but I wish she camed back because I liked to sleeps with her.

I liked my bed too but I likes her bed better when she is in it.

Not when no one is in it though. I doesn't go up to the up place unless someone is up there.

Oh! And I gets to go for a car ride and we went to see Lady and the lady and I saw the cats and I dids not head butt them because I am a good dog. I says.

I is a Shadow

She is working at her desk and I is cowering under it cuz there is banging and noise in my house and THUNDERS outside my house.

I is not a happy dog today.

When She gets up to go get teas in her cup or go to the bath room I goes too even though I doesn't likes the bath room much. I is, usually, askerred of the bath room. I doesn't know why.

But today is a good day to stay right besides Her all the time even then when She goes places I doesn't like to go.

I Sicked

I sicked all over the floor and all over the grass when She puts me outside.

But I still wants to eat and go for runs with He and She when they went on the wheels.

But then I comes home again and eats and I sicked again. He and She doesn't like it when I sicks.

Bacon pancakes

Yesterday She made He pancakes and bacon again. She made a bunch of my favourite treats too - she uses the last little bit of pancake stuffs to make little dog treats in the bacon pan. It soaks up lots of yummy bacon fats and they are SO good.

I didn't eats them right away though. I was too busy sulking cuz they was going out and leaving me home alone again.

She gived me a bacon pancake and I dropped it right on the floor. And then He gived me one and I dropped it right there too.

I was MAD!

Those pancakes stays right there on the floor until they camed home again. Then I was happy and I ranned right to them and ate them all up.

Tummy Talk

Today my tummy is very noisy.

It is talking to me all the time.

It is so loud that it woked me and She up this morning and She got up and letted me go outside for awhile even though it wasn't time yet.

I doesn't know why my tummy is talking so much today. But I think it should shuts up soon. I says.

She went WITHOUT ME!!!

Just now ... She went out on the wheels and she did NOT TAKE ME!

That is just no right!!!

We went before - He and She rode the wheels to the store and they taked me and it was fun. I runned fast.

But then after we all eated, She went again and She forgot to takes me!

I waited and waited at the door for Her to comes back and get me but She didn't. She just came back.

I did not like that!

Prince Winslow the Dipstick

I telled you She has two kids, right? They are old kids now - Tamara is one of them, and the other is Jessa.

When they was wanting a kitty, She got one for them from a friend of Hers and he came to stay at mine house for one night.

That was before I learned that kitties doesn't like to be head butted. But now I knows cause I goes to stay at Lady's house and Lady has kitties and they didn't likes me until I stopped headbutting them.

Anyway, Tamara and Jessa names the kitty Prince Winslow the Dipstick and now he has a blog too, just like me.

You should go read it. I says.