She & me disagree!

Tonight I had to have a MAD!!

And Aswell too!!

We friend do comed up to we door - right up we driveway - to telled we to come and play but She and He do not letted we to go OUT!!

I do liked to play with we friend!! We do not fight. We do not hurted we friend! We do liked to play together.

When we friend do comed to visit before I did not had my zapper collar so I could go chase we friend.

But Aswell could not!! Cuz he could getted zapped!

So we friend do had to come up to play in we yard with we!! And we friend do!!

That picture do not be we friend! She do not yet getted a good picture yet.

I do thinked She should letted we to go out to play so She can getted She's good picture.

But She do not!!!

She is MEAN, don't you think so?  I do think so!

And Aswell too!

My collar

Today Aswell do had to wear MY collar!!

Because he's collar do had deaded batteries and he do thinked he might could go exploring!

She do not liked for Aswell to go exploring!

She do liked for Aswell to stay in we yard where he do belonged.

Aswell do be a good boy though.

When She do looked out we back door and seed Aswell on the nother side of the road and She do called he to come in, Aswell do comed in right away!!

Before when Aswell do goed exploring he would never come back till someone catched he. But now he do comed back good.

Fluffy pictures

 

I thinked you will liked to see we fluffies more good!

The top and bottom pictures do be Monster.

Monster do be the daddy fluffy and the littler one do be Fluffernugan only He do liked to call Fluffernugan Ralph instead.  

Do you knowed why these pictures do be so much more good than the pictures She did taked? They do be much more good because Francyne do comed to visit we fluffies and she do taked they pictures. Francyne do taked lots of good pictures of things but especially she do taked good pictures of pets.

She will liked to take pictures of we too but we is a mess!! She sayed!! We do needed to go to visit we groomer. Soon! She will tried to remembered to call we groomer today and then we will had new pictures of we too.

Big Bangers!!!

We do not liked big bangers!!

We do had perfect weather for sitting outside in we driveway waiting for He to come back home!

It do be very very nice outside!

But there do be people with big bangers outside and they do be upsetting we!!

And we ducks and gooses too!

They do be all together in we lake and they do be talking and talking to theyselves like they do beed upsetted!

Oh no! Now the people with the big bangers do drived they boat and skerred all we ducks and gooses away! And She's heron did getted skerred and flied away too!

And I do had to hide unner She's desk!

And Aswell too!

Big bangers do be bad. And skerry too! 

Walking on the dock

Today She did taked we for a walk on we road and I do so liked to walk on we road.

And Aswell too, 'cept he do had no manners when we do meeted another dog and She do getted ferusterated with Aswell.

And then She turned around and we did had to come back home so THEN She getted the bright idea to take we for a walk out on we dock to we boat.

Last year we did goed on we dock to get to we boat and I do not be skerred and Aswell do not be skerred too!

But this year I do be MUCH older and smarter and I do thinked that walking on we dock is too skerry for me!!

She do said it do be safe and She did gived we chickens too but I did not get convinced. I think the dock on the land do be okay but as soon as we getted to the dock on we lake I sitted down and do not moved!!

Aswell do not getted skerred but that is cuz Aswell is just a dumb boy dog and he do not knowed he should getted skerred!

He did not jumped in we lake and run away this time though so that do be more good than last year.

He is MEAN!!!

Do you seed what He leaved all over we table?!?!?!

And He taked all we chairs away so I can not getted on the table too!!!!

That is teasing we and it is MEAN!!!

Bad He!

Puppy Adventures

We did had SO many adventures lately! Max camed to visit we and we all played! At first we was very loud and 'bnoxious but then we did settled down and was more better.

Then today, I just about gived She a heart attack!! When She camed home from work She drived in the driveway and I runned to see She and I runned too far and mine collar clicked and it skerred me so I yelped and She did not knowed why I yelped and She thinked maybe She hitted me with the van!! She sayed I will give She nightmares!!!

And THEN after She's heart started beating again, we had one more adventure! He keeped working in we play pen and today he is making a ramp so we can getted from the deck down into the pen all by we own self! And up again too!! We do learned very fast!! Do you knowed why we learned fast?!

We will do just about anything for we chickens!!! We do liked we chicken treats a very lot!!

So when He called we down and She called we up and He had chickens and She had chickens we do runned up and down very good! Cept Aswell getted so excited that he forgetted how to get up sometime!! He runned around and around like a crazy thing. But then he did remembered.

He sayed He is not finished yet. He will make we ramp more good for we. But we can do it good just the way it is already too. We is clever puppies! And we do liked chickens!!

More Fishing

Today She sayed we can go fishing with She & He again!

She takes we clicky collar off and letted we run down the dock all by we self.

So we do and we is way excited and we run all the way to He in the boat!!! And then I thinked no, wait!!! Maybe I do not wanted to go in the boat!!

So I runned all the way back again and Aswell do wanted to get in the boat but then when he seed me running away he runned after me and he jumped in the lake and swimmed!!!

And then She called we but I did not go to She but Aswell did but He had to come to getted me and carry me back to the boat and I did not thinked that was a good idea to go in the boat but He did maked me.

BUT once we was in the boat I was not so skerred no more and I do liked Aswell!

We climbed!!

We sitted and standed and jumped and 'xplored everywhere! We liked to stand on the edge of the boat and maked She skerred! That do be so fun!!

And we both maked She SO nervous!!!

And then we had a BIG fight!!! And She had to grabbed Aswell and taked he away from me!!! Cuz I was mad at Aswell cuz he wanted to licked my neck and I did not wanted he to!!!! So I fighted with Aswell and She getted mad at we for fighting.

And then we stopped fighting and we was jumping up on the front of the boat and looking over the edge for the fishies in the water and that was fun and we do not fighted no more!

And THEN do you know what happened? HE CLOSED THE WINDOW-DOOR!!!!

And I did not seed He closed that window-door so I tried to jumped up on the front of the boat again and I banged mine head!!!!! And that HURTED mine head!!

Well, it did not really hurted too much but it did maked me look silly and I did not liked to look silly! Silly is Aswell's job, not mine!

Hard at Work

You can see me working hard. And Aswell do not helped!

She do not helped neither!!

And She and He both getted mad when I is too loud & 'noxious and He shaked He's noisy can sometimes and I do not liked that! The can is not in the movie though cuz He is in the tub.

I thinked He is still grumpy cuz Aswell chewed He's glasses!

I do not thinked that bees the only reason He is grumpy, Kali.

I do not think He liked you to wake He up tattling on She

for making you stay inside cuz you was being too loud!!!

No!! He is grumpy cuz you eated He's strawberries and breaked we door and eated He's glasses and cuz She keeped me in we house when I has work to do. I do be a GOOD puppy! He do not be mad at ME!

Grrrr!!!

She and we is having a bad day!

Nuh uh!! She and me is getting along fine!

Okay. She and ME is having a bad day!!

I am having a MAD!

She do not letted me go back outside.

I wanted to go outside but She closed the glass door so we can not go in and out all by our ownselves!!!

She is MEAN!!

You did barked too much, Kali!!

No I did not!!! I HAS to bark!!! She do not understanded!!! There is something under we deck!!! I has to telled that chippy-munk to go away from we yard!!!

She sayed She likes chippy-munks and birds in we yard.

But I do not!!! I has to do my job!!! I keeps they all out of we yard!!

Fishing!!!!

She did!! She did taked we fishing with He & She!!!!

And we was SUCH good puppies too!!

Aswell do tried to walk around on the edge of the boat and that did skerred She just a little bit - 'specially after He taked Aswell's leash off!!

He sayed it would be okay - and it was!!!

I stayed in the bottom of the boat most of the time.

I do not liked to climb up on the edge of the boat.

You should tried it, Kali! It do beed FUN!!!

I do not thinked so. I will like to stay with She.

And She catched a fish!!

And HE letted we SWIM!!

In the lake!!

Only He holded onto we but we does swimmed and we liked to swim and we getted all cooled down.

But then Aswell getted too cooled down and he getted all shivery and then he getted all cranky cuz he had to go pee so we has to come home again!

But we was GOOD boat dogs!!

Storm!

We had a BIG storm!! Do you see that rain coming? It comed very fast and She had to runned into the house after she taked that picture! She did not knowed She were going to take a picture of the storm coming! She thinked She was taking a picture of the lake cuz He sayed the lake looked funny. Then She learned why the lake looked funny! It was a BIG storm!

We tree falled down!! But it did not hitted anything 'cept some of the grumpy lady's plants. So that do be good!

We does not be skerred in the storm!! We did not even waited for it to stopped raining before we were wanting to go outside. And do you knowed what?! She letted we go outside and Aswell were a brat!!! He walked RIGHT to the clicky line and he do not clicked so he thinked he might go 'sploring cuz if he do not clicked, he do not get a zzzttt!!

But I comed back when She sayed! I am a good dog!

You comed back for chickens!! But yes, you do be a gooder dog now, Aswell.

Hank and He goes down to checked the boats right after the big winds! She was fussed cuz there still beed lots of lightenings and thunders! But He do not be skerred neither!! Only She beed skerred!!

And We does not had lights and stuff for a long time but She maked we collars clicked again. She taked the box from under She's desk and putted that in the nother room and we fence started working again even in the dark!

And we had a nice sunset and She and He sitted on the end of the dock and tried to catch fishes but we do not liked that because She and He do not letted we go fishing too!!!

We do wanted to go too!! Maybe next time!!!!

Max Again

Today She maked roast beef and lots of good foods and Max bringed he's peoples over for dinner!! That is Max. Max do liked to sit on people chairs!!!! I think that is a good idea! We could get up on those chairs too and then maybe we could get foods off the table!! That would be SO fun!

Aswell and Max is good friends, see? Aswell is giving Max a hug.

But maybe Max do had enough fun with Aswell. Do you thinked so?

At the Groomer

I do not knowed why I had to go first! I am the skerredy dog!
Better Aswell should go first but NO!!!
I getted my furs cutted off!
Then I hadded a bath!! That tub is very very slippy!!
Then Wayne the groomer guy skerred me with the blower!! I whines SO loud!! I had to so She can heared me over that blower!! Because it do be too loud! And skerry!
Then I getted to be all done!! I getted a chicken but I did beed too upset to eat it. I did eated it when I calmed down though. Then it was Aswell's turn!! But first the groomer man hadded to send one dog home with he's He and She. And then he hadded to catched Sam cuz Sam getted to run away. And then it were Aswell's turn!

We do looked very different now, huh?! But we are still very cute. She sayed!

Thunders

Today there was booms outside and She sayed those was thunders!

Aswell do not cared about those thunders but I was just a little bit nervous. But Aswell and She do not minded the thunders so then I thinked I do not need to worry too.

And it rains too.

I did not liked rain before but now I do liked rain.

It do maked me much smaller though! And Aswell too!

When we played in the rain we furs getted all wet and curly.

Did you misses me?

I is sorry I does not post too much any more. She is on the computer ALL the time and She hardly ever lets me near it. And when She do, then I has to check in on Gather and takes care of mine farm on Farmville too. Today I will blog first though.

We is having a very busy day today. We had LOTS of car rides. We go to the old store house (not mine house, or mine nother house neither - this is a different house!) and lots of peoples likes to pets me and ask mine name and say how cute I is. So that was good.

But then She tricks me!

She tells me to gets in the van and I do and then She and me goes back to mine house. I doesn't know He is not coming and I whines all the way home cuz I wants to stay with He at the old store house.

And then She comes in and works for a little while but then She sneaks out and She leaves me there all by mine own self. She is very tricky today. I do not like that!

But when She comes home again, He comes too so that be good. Then we was all together again the way I likes it.

But then guess what?! We goes in the van again and we goes back to the store house again too! Boy He and She are crazy today! Some new peoples came to pets me and tell me how cute I is and I likes those peoples. And She does too cuz they gives She monies. She likes some monies!

And then we FINALLY gets in the van again and this time we drived all the way to the nother house and we drived past the first donut place and I whined but then we stops at the gooder donut place and we pees and eats donuts. I likes donuts!

And you know what? She still has one donut hiding in She's purse and She does not wants to eat it but I know it is there and it is CALLING ME! Really!! I wants to eat that donut now! I do not know why She is not eating that donut now! I will helps her!

Now on Facebook

I doesn't know much about what facebook is - but now I gots mine own facebook cuz She wanted to has a nother Farmville farm.

So if you is on Facebook, you should be mine friend - and you should be mine neighbour on Farmville too, k? I says!

Oh, and guess what? Daisy gots her own facebook page too! Me and Daisy is friends but not neighbours yet (but I did asked her to be mine neighbour and maybe she will says yes). And Diane - that is the lady that I likes to call The Lady cuz her dog is named Lady and going to visits "Lady and the lady" is kinda funny....she is mine friend on facebook too. And Jessa and Tamara too! I is having lots of friends but I still needs more so you should come to mine profile and ask me to be your friend and will say yes for sure, k? I says!

Oh, and Grandma if you reads this, maybe you should tells He and She that mine beds should come at this old house cuz at the nother house I gots places to sleeps upstairs and downstairs but at this house I only gots places to sleeps in the bedroom and I still gots no place in the living room and that is no good! He putted a pillow on the floor for me but it is SO too small and I wants mine comfy bed that you gived me.

ANOTHER new bed!

I sleeped on the couch for awhile last night but then I thinked I would go see if She was asleep enough for me to sneak on the big bed yet and there was a surprise for me.

She maked me another bed right where mine nother one used to be. I likes it better even cuz mine nother house nother bed has a zipper and this one do not.

It is soft and comfy and gots no zipper.

So now I has TWO beds just for me. One here at the quiet house and mine other one is at the busy city house.

Just a little skittish

Today He and She and me and Jessa and Tamara all walks to the bus station. Jessa and Tamara had to get on the bus and go home because they both has JOBS and they has to go back home so they can go to their JOBS tomorrow.

That makes She SO happy!

Anyway, on the way home we was walking and all of a sudden I seed a dog in the shiny window and I ran at it and barks madly and THEN I figures out that that dog has She on a leash and - oh - that was just ME! I was barking at mine own self.

And then I stops and tries to pretend I knowed it were me all the time and that I was not at all silly but we goes just a little bit further and I steps on a thing on the sidewalk and it is loose and OH MY GOODNESS did I EVER jump!!!

I thinked I might come right out of my skin.

Cities sure is different than mine home at the lake. I doesn't know if I will EVER get used to all the busy!

Staying Home

We stays home at our here house today and oh my goodness you should SEE the mess that He is making in the living room and in She's office!

He is putting up some wood stuffs on the walls and He maked her move about a thousands of books already and He says She will have to move some more soon too. There is no more places to put all those books!

She putted some in boxes and some on new shelves He and She maked in the living room but now those shelves are full too and there is just no more room!

AND He is using the nail gun thing all day long and I doesn't LIKE the nail gun thing because it is loud and even though I KNOWS He is using it and there is going to be a noise I still jumps every time he pushes it.

I hopes He will finish making noises and messes SOON.