My collar

Today Aswell do had to wear MY collar!!

Because he's collar do had deaded batteries and he do thinked he might could go exploring!

She do not liked for Aswell to go exploring!

She do liked for Aswell to stay in we yard where he do belonged.

Aswell do be a good boy though.

When She do looked out we back door and seed Aswell on the nother side of the road and She do called he to come in, Aswell do comed in right away!!

Before when Aswell do goed exploring he would never come back till someone catched he. But now he do comed back good.

New tricks

Aswell do had a new trick and I do not liked it even a little bit!!

We do liked to eated we Rollover foods.

She do not maked we homemade foods no more cuz She do finded Rollover and it do be maked in Canada and it do had good stuffs in we Rollover so She do not minded to feeded it to we.

BUT Aswell do be a JERK with he's slice of food!!!

He do only eated some and he do saved some!

He do leaved he's extra food on we floor and he do walked away!

So I do thinked I will liked to eated he's leftovers but he do not letted me!!

I do try and try to sneak to get he's food but every time he do catched me and he do not letted me to had that food!!

I do had to complain and complain to She about that but She do not listen!! Or He neither!!!

Sometimes He do gived me another piece of more food but I do not stopped telling He and She there is foods on we floor until Aswell finally eated he's food all up.

Aswell do beed a JERK, don't you thinked so?

Sometimes She do beed a little bit mean

...and sometimes She do beed a LOT mean!

Today She do beed very very LOTS mean!!!

She do yelled at me too many times!

I do not liked for She to yelled at me!!

She do be allowed to yelled at Aswell. But not me!

But today She only do beed yelling at me!!

She do be doing it wrong, don't you thinked so?

I do thinked so!

Those furbabies do be MY furries and I do not wanted to shared with Aswell. Or with She neither.

She do not letted me to beated up Aswell for trying to go near mine furries.

She do not getted mine furries out of they house, neither.

No matter how many times I do telled She I do wanted She to open that door. 

And She do YELLED. At ME!!!! 

She is very mean, don't you thinked so?   

Fluffy pictures

 

I thinked you will liked to see we fluffies more good!

The top and bottom pictures do be Monster.

Monster do be the daddy fluffy and the littler one do be Fluffernugan only He do liked to call Fluffernugan Ralph instead.  

Do you knowed why these pictures do be so much more good than the pictures She did taked? They do be much more good because Francyne do comed to visit we fluffies and she do taked they pictures. Francyne do taked lots of good pictures of things but especially she do taked good pictures of pets.

She will liked to take pictures of we too but we is a mess!! She sayed!! We do needed to go to visit we groomer. Soon! She will tried to remembered to call we groomer today and then we will had new pictures of we too.

National Answer You Cat's Questions Day

We readed that it do almost be National Answer You Cat's Questions Day on Daisy's mommeh's blog at PedMeds so then we do thinked we might could like to know when it might could be National Answer You DOGS' questions day! 

And do you knowed what? She do even googled that for us and there do not seem to be a day for dog questions?!!

Do you thinked that do be fair?

I do not!

Big Bangers!!!

We do not liked big bangers!!

We do had perfect weather for sitting outside in we driveway waiting for He to come back home!

It do be very very nice outside!

But there do be people with big bangers outside and they do be upsetting we!!

And we ducks and gooses too!

They do be all together in we lake and they do be talking and talking to theyselves like they do beed upsetted!

Oh no! Now the people with the big bangers do drived they boat and skerred all we ducks and gooses away! And She's heron did getted skerred and flied away too!

And I do had to hide unner She's desk!

And Aswell too!

Big bangers do be bad. And skerry too! 

He

I will like He to come home now!

And Aswell too.

We do not like for He to be not home for so long!

We do waited and waited in we driveway for He to come back to home but He do not comed to home yet!

Do you knowed where He do be?

Maybe you can telled He to come home now for we!?

Sneaky!

It do be more warmer out side and that do means that He do worked more! He do had to go to killed things!

But do not worry cuz he do only killed things that people do wanted He to killed. Like ants and spiders and fleas and stuffs.

Anyway He do used He's van and He's van do parked in we driveway and sometimes He do had to putted stuff in and taked stuff out and today Aswell do finded out a sneaky trick!

Aswell do getted in He's van in the front door and then he runned to the back and He do jumped out and He do be free on the nother side of the zzzzztttts! With no zzzzttts!

So Aswell do getted to go exploring.

Only Aswell do had a owie in he's leg so he do not getted to go too far before He catched he.

But that do be quite a sneaky way to getted free, huh?

Perfect

Today She do gived we Roll Over hooves!

I do not knowed why they do be called Roll Over hooves cuz I do not had to roll over to had they, but they do be very yummy and fun chewies and they do lasted a long time.

We do liked we hooves so very much!

But those hooves do maked we had some problems cuz Kali do not shared we hooves good!

Kali do liked to taked my hoof and she's hoof too!!

She do keeped having to getted my hoof back for me again and She do getted a little bit crabilated cuz Kali do taked my hoof and hided unner we tree and then I do barked and barked my fool head off at Kali and She do not liked me to barked and barked my fool head off!!

And She do not liked for Kali to be a brat and try to pick up we hooves and run away from She neither. That do be a little bit bad!

So anyways...all day long we do had troubles with we hooves and I do thinked She might taked they away so we can not had any more troubles.

 

But I do wanted to try to getted all my beefs out of my hoof before She do getted too crabilated and taked they away.

And guess what?! I do getted to chew my hoof!!

Do you seed where Kali do be?

She do getted on the wrong side of the door and she do only had one hoof out side with she and I do getted to chew my own hoof without Kali stealing it.

I do liked my rollover hoof very very much!

But now Kali do comed back in and stealed it from me some more so scuse me, I do needed to go bark at she.

Baby dogs

I do thinked you might could like to see we babydogs!

 

They do be a little bit noisy!!

Walking on the dock

Today She did taked we for a walk on we road and I do so liked to walk on we road.

And Aswell too, 'cept he do had no manners when we do meeted another dog and She do getted ferusterated with Aswell.

And then She turned around and we did had to come back home so THEN She getted the bright idea to take we for a walk out on we dock to we boat.

Last year we did goed on we dock to get to we boat and I do not be skerred and Aswell do not be skerred too!

But this year I do be MUCH older and smarter and I do thinked that walking on we dock is too skerry for me!!

She do said it do be safe and She did gived we chickens too but I did not get convinced. I think the dock on the land do be okay but as soon as we getted to the dock on we lake I sitted down and do not moved!!

Aswell do not getted skerred but that is cuz Aswell is just a dumb boy dog and he do not knowed he should getted skerred!

He did not jumped in we lake and run away this time though so that do be more good than last year.

Helper dogs

There do be a new dog on we road and he do be a little dog and he do be a boy dog and he do be a BAD boy dog like Aswell!

That new dog runned away from he's people!

And She seed that dog run by we house and She heared those people calling that dog and so do I and I do wanted to go outside and see that dog.

So She letted me go outside and that dog runned right to me!

And then the lady can catched that bad runaway dog and take he home!

So I was a good helper dog because I do helped that lady catched she dumb little boy dog.

Too bad though! I do wished that lady will let that dog stay here to play with we.

It do be fun to play with new dogs!

Tattletailing!!

Sometimes I getted mad at Kali when she tattletailed on me!

But sometimes it DO be a good thing she is such a good tattletailer!!

Today we toilet is broked and He is busy to tried to fixed it but He do be getting mad and cranky at we toilet cuz it do not do what He wanted it to do.

And He goed unner the house and it is very fun unner the house!!!

He had to crouch and crawl cuz He is too big to standed up but I can standed up and run and play in the dark when He goed unner the house!!!

But I did had too much fun unner there and He did not seed me when He wented out and He locked me in there!!!

So then I was locked in the unner the house in the very dark all by my very own self!!!

And He getted in we van and He goed away!!!

And She was laying down cuz She did had a very bad headache and She yelled at me to stop barking but She did not getted up to come and finded me!!!

But Kali did tattled on me and she bugged She to get up and she showed She right where I was so She crawled unner the deck and opened the door and letted me come out from unner the house!!

Sometimes it do be a good time for tattletailing!

Tricky She!!

Kali is getting to be a badder and badder sharer!

Since She started to maked we food, Kali thinked I do not needed to had ANY!!

She putted food in we treat balls for Kali and in we bowl for me, but Kali thinked she will had the treat balls AND we food bowl and she growled and fighted at me to keeped me from touching they!!!

But She gived me my own bowl far away from we bowl and Kali can not guarded 2 bowls and 2 treat balls ..... yet.

So I do getted to had some of we good foods too!

Kali do be tricky but She do be even more tricky than she!

He is MEAN!!!

Do you seed what He leaved all over we table?!?!?!

And He taked all we chairs away so I can not getted on the table too!!!!

That is teasing we and it is MEAN!!!

Bad He!

Playing Outside

We do be having SO MUCH FUN!!

We can play outside when we wanted to!

We can go in and out we own door again!

And the bugs do be coming back so now He can go killed the bugs and He do liked to work cuz when He do worked He do getted to maked moneys! To buy we treats!! Bugs is GOOD! 'Cept not in we house and not in we furs!

Spring do be such a happy time!

She sayed She and He will soon had to give we a spa day cuz now we do not needed so much furs to stay warm so we can had we furs cut! And then we might could see good again!

NOT funny!

Sometimes She is not too very funny!

Today She was getted mad at we cause there DO be a lot of birds and peoples and dogs outside and we DO had to barked a lot and one time She maked we come in to shutted up so we sneaked in the bedroom and we opened the bedroom door all by we ownself and we getted out so we can barked some more and She did not liked we to do that too much!

But then we was being more quieted and we did getted to go outside and stay outside to play some more and we did go out and come in and go out and come in just caused we did wanted to.

So then She played a not too very funny joke on we!

We did be outside we door and She did putted He's tuna bowl down on we floor for we but She did not opened the door so we could come in and clean He's tuna bowl for He!!

We did everything we knowed how to do to getted treats but She pretended She did not knowed why we was dancing and sitting and laying down because we do those things to getted we treats, NOT to getted we door opened for we.

That was not too funny!

But then She did opened we door and we did getted to eat He's tuna and it was very good tuna too!

And now She is baking bananner bread and we might like to had some! We do be waiting very nice because we do hoped She will letted we lick the bowl when She is done but She is waiting for He to comed back with He's walnuts cuz He sayed bananner bread do had to had walnuts.

Max goed home

Max did not getted to stay with we any more now. Too bad. We did had fun to pick on.... uh... I mean play with Max.

I do liked to be the boss of more dogs! And Aswell too!

But Max do still come to visit we some time. And now Max can play outside with we when he come to visit we! Because he can weared my collar because I do not needed to had my collar cuz I do knowed good where the zzztts are!

Do you know we snow is almost all gone?

We did not had too much snow this year and now it is going away already.

And the swans did be on the lake yesterday! Even though the lake is still hard! I did barked and barked so She would not missed to see the swans.

Fun for we, not for He

Today He decided He should wash all we floors.

There was a little bit of peeing on we floors last night but it were not - mostly - me!!

Anyway, He sayed He wanted to wash we floors so She sayed She will take we for we walk so He can washed the floors without Aswell biting He's brooms and mops cuz Aswell do liked to chase and bite He's stuffs.

So He helped She put we outside over the ZZZZTTTs cuz She is not 'posed to lift anything yet not even WE cuz She getted She's inside cutted and stitched and She taked we for a walk and He stayed home and He washed all we floors!

We did had a fun walk!! It is not too freezed out today so we finded lots and lots of muds!! And waters!! And slushes!!!

But guess what?! That did not beed too very good for He's nice clean floors!

We do be getting muddy little feets all over He's floors.

We walk do be fun for we, but not too much for He. And She did getted too tired and weared out too so I do not thinked we might could had another walk today. Good thing Max learned to stop getting zzzzttts so we can all go outside in we yard.

And get more muddy!!!!

Bullying

Today we is learned about bullying!

She sayed bullying is bad and we do not be 'posed to bully Max.

But it do be a little bit fun though!

And anyway, Max do keeped coming back for more playing with Aswell and I do just had to helped Aswell when Max jumped on he.

So that is not REALLY bullying, right?

I do not be a bully; I just do be a little bit bossy.