Sneaky!

It do be more warmer out side and that do means that He do worked more! He do had to go to killed things!

But do not worry cuz he do only killed things that people do wanted He to killed. Like ants and spiders and fleas and stuffs.

Anyway He do used He's van and He's van do parked in we driveway and sometimes He do had to putted stuff in and taked stuff out and today Aswell do finded out a sneaky trick!

Aswell do getted in He's van in the front door and then he runned to the back and He do jumped out and He do be free on the nother side of the zzzzztttts! With no zzzzttts!

So Aswell do getted to go exploring.

Only Aswell do had a owie in he's leg so he do not getted to go too far before He catched he.

But that do be quite a sneaky way to getted free, huh?

Tricky She!!

Kali is getting to be a badder and badder sharer!

Since She started to maked we food, Kali thinked I do not needed to had ANY!!

She putted food in we treat balls for Kali and in we bowl for me, but Kali thinked she will had the treat balls AND we food bowl and she growled and fighted at me to keeped me from touching they!!!

But She gived me my own bowl far away from we bowl and Kali can not guarded 2 bowls and 2 treat balls ..... yet.

So I do getted to had some of we good foods too!

Kali do be tricky but She do be even more tricky than she!

He is MEAN!!!

Do you seed what He leaved all over we table?!?!?!

And He taked all we chairs away so I can not getted on the table too!!!!

That is teasing we and it is MEAN!!!

Bad He!

Not Cute Enough

I needed to know how to get cuter!!

And Aswell too!!

Cuz we is doing everything we knowed how to do for She to give we more meatloafs and She sayed we do just not be that cute!!!

I thinked I do be very cute!!

And Aswell too, cept he is not so cute as me (but he do danced better).

But She sayed we do not be cute ENOUGH!

So can you telled me how to get cuter? I will like to be more cute enough to getted that meat loaf!

Sharing

She do not shared good!

I wanted to go outside and play!

So I gets to the door and telled She I will liked to go outside.

And She do opened the door but She do not letted me taked my toys out to play with!

She sayed no, I can not has She's good sweater to play with!

And when I jumped up to try to take it out of She's hands and I pulled it with my mouth She did not liked to play tug, neither.

She just taked She's sweater away and putted it up high!

She needed to learn to share much better!!!

Bossy

She sayed I do be a little bit too bossy!

Silly She!

She should readed my t-shirt!

It sayed I do be Santa's little helper!

I do not be bossy.

I do be helping!!

Aswell do needed lots of help to know how to behave good.

Decorations!

She and He putted up a tree! In we house!

But it do not be a real tree and Aswell do not be sposed to pee on it like he do on real trees. Only outside trees is for peeing!

And we is not sposed to make holes in She's Christmas teddy bears neither!

She should had telled we that before we did it, huh?

But now we knowed. She might could sew She's bear bum back up, huh?!

But She do not liked to sew too much so maybe She might wait for Tamara to come to visit we!

Free foods

Today WeGrandma sended She a link to The Crazy Suburban Mom blog cuz WeGrandma thinked we might could winned some free foods to try!

We do liked foods!

We did not had any Natural Balance Foods yet so maybe we might had to try some.

Do you knowed that there do be lots of foods we liked?

Today we eated onions and meat for breakfast. She did not thinked we would liked those onions but She did not wanted they so She leaved they for we and we eated they right up.

And the nother day we had a big fight over She's leftover salad. When we was puppies only Aswell will liked to eat salad. I only liked to lick the lettuce to getted the dressing and stuff I liked.

But now we is growing up dogs we eated it all up. And I do liked that salad too.

So that is why I had to beated Aswell up just a little bit.

But do not worry. I did not hurt he.

Anyway, if you might like to try to winned some Natural Balance foods to try you should go and visit the Crazy Suburban Mom too - but I hope you might could not win WE foods though!

Puppy Adventures

We did had SO many adventures lately! Max camed to visit we and we all played! At first we was very loud and 'bnoxious but then we did settled down and was more better.

Then today, I just about gived She a heart attack!! When She camed home from work She drived in the driveway and I runned to see She and I runned too far and mine collar clicked and it skerred me so I yelped and She did not knowed why I yelped and She thinked maybe She hitted me with the van!! She sayed I will give She nightmares!!!

And THEN after She's heart started beating again, we had one more adventure! He keeped working in we play pen and today he is making a ramp so we can getted from the deck down into the pen all by we own self! And up again too!! We do learned very fast!! Do you knowed why we learned fast?!

We will do just about anything for we chickens!!! We do liked we chicken treats a very lot!!

So when He called we down and She called we up and He had chickens and She had chickens we do runned up and down very good! Cept Aswell getted so excited that he forgetted how to get up sometime!! He runned around and around like a crazy thing. But then he did remembered.

He sayed He is not finished yet. He will make we ramp more good for we. But we can do it good just the way it is already too. We is clever puppies! And we do liked chickens!!

Stuff

Today She is sick and She did not liked we to waked She up when He leaved for He's early morning meeting.

But a course we did not KNOWED She were sick and we should not waked She up until we did! Oopsie!

She 'specially did not liked Aswell to licked She's nose!! That do not be a good way to waked up!!

Oh, and Grandma!!!! Aswell were a bad boy and She's hedgie do needed new eyes!! Cuz Aswell liked that hedgie but he eated he's eyes!!!

And He stealed a stuffed froggie to play with too!! And he does not shared that froggie or that hedgie good at all!! She taked a movie with Aswell and he's ribbity frog but She do not posted it yet cuz She had to fixed She's computer and She did not finished fixing She's computer yet and She's computer do not know She's camera yet and She do not feeled good enough to care.

Aswell is a bad sharer!!!

And do you knowed what else? He is making a new barbecue!! In the middle of we kitchen!!!! Aswell do tried to help but He do not liked Aswell's helping too much!!

Poor Aswell. He is just in so much troubles all day long, huh?!

Good think I am such a GOOD puppy!!

More Fishing

Today She sayed we can go fishing with She & He again!

She takes we clicky collar off and letted we run down the dock all by we self.

So we do and we is way excited and we run all the way to He in the boat!!! And then I thinked no, wait!!! Maybe I do not wanted to go in the boat!!

So I runned all the way back again and Aswell do wanted to get in the boat but then when he seed me running away he runned after me and he jumped in the lake and swimmed!!!

And then She called we but I did not go to She but Aswell did but He had to come to getted me and carry me back to the boat and I did not thinked that was a good idea to go in the boat but He did maked me.

BUT once we was in the boat I was not so skerred no more and I do liked Aswell!

We climbed!!

We sitted and standed and jumped and 'xplored everywhere! We liked to stand on the edge of the boat and maked She skerred! That do be so fun!!

And we both maked She SO nervous!!!

And then we had a BIG fight!!! And She had to grabbed Aswell and taked he away from me!!! Cuz I was mad at Aswell cuz he wanted to licked my neck and I did not wanted he to!!!! So I fighted with Aswell and She getted mad at we for fighting.

And then we stopped fighting and we was jumping up on the front of the boat and looking over the edge for the fishies in the water and that was fun and we do not fighted no more!

And THEN do you know what happened? HE CLOSED THE WINDOW-DOOR!!!!

And I did not seed He closed that window-door so I tried to jumped up on the front of the boat again and I banged mine head!!!!! And that HURTED mine head!!

Well, it did not really hurted too much but it did maked me look silly and I did not liked to look silly! Silly is Aswell's job, not mine!

Storm!

We had a BIG storm!! Do you see that rain coming? It comed very fast and She had to runned into the house after she taked that picture! She did not knowed She were going to take a picture of the storm coming! She thinked She was taking a picture of the lake cuz He sayed the lake looked funny. Then She learned why the lake looked funny! It was a BIG storm!

We tree falled down!! But it did not hitted anything 'cept some of the grumpy lady's plants. So that do be good!

We does not be skerred in the storm!! We did not even waited for it to stopped raining before we were wanting to go outside. And do you knowed what?! She letted we go outside and Aswell were a brat!!! He walked RIGHT to the clicky line and he do not clicked so he thinked he might go 'sploring cuz if he do not clicked, he do not get a zzzttt!!

But I comed back when She sayed! I am a good dog!

You comed back for chickens!! But yes, you do be a gooder dog now, Aswell.

Hank and He goes down to checked the boats right after the big winds! She was fussed cuz there still beed lots of lightenings and thunders! But He do not be skerred neither!! Only She beed skerred!!

And We does not had lights and stuff for a long time but She maked we collars clicked again. She taked the box from under She's desk and putted that in the nother room and we fence started working again even in the dark!

And we had a nice sunset and She and He sitted on the end of the dock and tried to catch fishes but we do not liked that because She and He do not letted we go fishing too!!!

We do wanted to go too!! Maybe next time!!!!

At the Groomer

I do not knowed why I had to go first! I am the skerredy dog!
Better Aswell should go first but NO!!!
I getted my furs cutted off!
Then I hadded a bath!! That tub is very very slippy!!
Then Wayne the groomer guy skerred me with the blower!! I whines SO loud!! I had to so She can heared me over that blower!! Because it do be too loud! And skerry!
Then I getted to be all done!! I getted a chicken but I did beed too upset to eat it. I did eated it when I calmed down though. Then it was Aswell's turn!! But first the groomer man hadded to send one dog home with he's He and She. And then he hadded to catched Sam cuz Sam getted to run away. And then it were Aswell's turn!

We do looked very different now, huh?! But we are still very cute. She sayed!

Pictures

These is not the bestest pictures cuz they is just phone pictures not good camera pictures cuz our grandma has the good camera pictures and She do not but Tamara sended these pictures so you can see me and Aswell in our clothes!

That is Mandy with Aswell. Mandy do likes us puppies but she do liked to dressed us up!

I think I could get to be a good model just like Daisy!

Aswell hadded clothes AND a pony tail on the top of his head!

Aswell might move too much to be a good model!
He is a more hyperdog than me!
And he do bees silly too!

She do thinks that Aswell might likes to has a coat to wear outside when there is snows. Because he do gets much colder than me. I has nice thick furs and I do not gets cold and shivery like Aswell does.

Kalie