donuts!

I loves mine donuts!

Today we was in the van for a long time and I was thinking we was never going to stop to go pee but then we did and there was donuts!

I loves mine donuts!

Except I don't really has donuts of mine own... He and She gets donuts and they shares with me. It is a good thing He and She is good sharers, huh? I says!

Cold

We doesn't has snows yet but boy, it sure is getting cold outside.

I doesn't stay out there long any more. When He or She lets me outside I does what I needs to do and then I runs around to the nother door and I comes in.

I likes to go in and out different doors most times. She doesn't likes me to to but I does it anyway.

The nother day Lady camed to visit and she had a coat on. With glow in the dark bones! I doesn't think dogs needs coats because we gots furs though. Lady gots lots more furs than me even! Maybe I needs more furs cuz I doesn't really like the cold so much.

Max

Max came to visit the nother day and he is still a little dustbunny dog but he is getting to be a little bossy and even a little rude.

He came to see me two times in one day and the first time we getted along okay but the second time when he camed back we had foods and he does not share very good!

She gave me a dish and Max a dish and Max takes them BOTH!

And She says I is a wuss but He says I is just a good gentleman host. But I doesn't likes it when Max wants mine foods too but he barks loud at me and I just gives it to him.

Good thing there was lots more foods for me and Max too, huh!

And he wented on MINE bed that Tamara maked for me too!

And he barked at me a LOT!

A long day

Today is being long and boring.

I wanted to go with He for a car ride but He doesn't take me. He leaves me home with She.

She is very boring today. She just reads and types and reads and types.

Only She did maked some food and She shared it with me and it was good meats so I gets up and eats it. But now the good foods is all gone and He is not home again and I will go back to bed.

I thinks it is more interesting at the nother house cuz there is more peoples and more cats there!

Turkeys and Beds

We is making a turkeys tomorrow!

Tamara is here already and Jessica is coming tomorrow and she is bringing Mandy and the other peoples to eat turkeys.

Mine Grandma isn't coming though cuz she eated turkeys today and she doesn't wants to drive so far for more turkeys so I offered to eat her turkeys for her. Aren't I a good dog? I is very helpful, huh!

And Tamara maked me a new bed. I got the bed mine Grandma gived me at the nother house but I needed a bed at mine old house too cuz He and She tooked mine couch that I used to sleeps on in the tv room to the nother house and that is good for when we watches the big tv at the nother house but it is not so good at this old house. But now I gots a comfy bed in the bedroom and a nother comfy bed in the tv room at this old house too.

I gots 2 beds at each house and I gots to house so that means I gots - um - a lots of beds just for me!

I am a lucky dog and I likes beds and turkeys.

Dog Days by Bruce Meyer

If you likes dogs and you likes poems you should know about a new book one of She's teachers writed.

I likes dogs but I do not like poems so much but these poems are all about dogs and some of them is funny and there is one that says

Tell them a dog wrote this poem by banging on the keys.
Her paws started flying as if she was scratching fleas.
I merely cleaned it up afterward. It needed an edit ...

(A Comedy of Terriers p. 20)

and there is lots more (that one has even gots pee in it!) but you should get the book and then you can reads it for yourself.

Oh and there is a nother one that has a part in it about

The dog would like to apologize
for ripping the arms off the couch.

She says, forgive me, but I thought you said the stuffing was fresh flesh upon the bone

(O Canidae, p 31)

Ripping the couch is bad, huh!? I never did that. I is a good dog and I doesn't wreck furnitures except I sheds all over it sometimes but I can't helps that, can I?

Anyway, She and He and Me all likes Dog Days by Bruce Meyer and you will likes it too. I says.

We Camed Home

We all camed home. She and He and Me too!

Last time we camed home, She didn't come with us. I likes it better when we all stays together.