This is Weird

He camed back and gotted me from Diane and brought me home.

She is still not home yet.

But that is not what is weird.

She does that sometimes when she's gots schools. I doesn't know that that is, but that's what He says.

What is weird is He is tippy-typing all day.

He does not tippy type.

She tippy types.

But now He is and He is doing all kinds of stuffs about getting rid of pests like bats and ants and spiders.

But tippy typing is Her job. She...

Not He!