This is no good!
First there be He and She and me.
Then there be He and She and Aswell and me.
Then there be lots and lots of peoples.
And they all likes Aswell and me!
They pets Aswell and me.
They gives Aswell and me treats.
They carries us around.
They tries to sneak us away.
Cuz we is very cute, you know!
Everybody say so!
But now they is all goned!
Even SHE is gone!
I does not know where She be!
She should come home.
He takes care of Aswell and me.
But He do not gives us treats for peeing and pooping outside.
I like my treats!
And Aswell too!