Scrooge's Dog Blog

SO confused!

2012-02-02T01:22:00.002-05:00

Oh mine goodness!!

I do be SO confused!!

I do not knowed what She and He wanted from me any more!

Today a lady camed to we house to talk to He & She about teaching we stuffs.

That was a nice lady and she had some good livers in she's bag and we do liked those liver treats.

But now I do not knowed what to do!!!!!

I knowed when there do be treats I should layed down and waited nicely.

I do not whined because if I whined I do not getted treats.

I do not jumped up.

I just waited.

Even if I do getted bored, I knowed when I wanted She to give we treats, I has to lay down good.

But that new lady do wanted we to learned new things!

She do not knowed that we do had to lay down if we do wanted treats.

She try to teach we come and lap and off and stuff and I will tried to do what she wanted. But then she showed me she had a treat so I lied down.

And Aswell too!!

Only if Aswell do lied down and he do not getted treated he do thinked that might could be he should dance cuz he do dance cute and that almost ALWAYS getted treats.

But not today!!

Today laying down and dancing do not getted treated!!!

I do not knowed what that lady do wanted we to do!!!!

And now She and He do be doing stuffs too and I lied down SO GOOD but I do not getted no treat!

This do NOT be good!

Sleeping

2012-01-31T18:39:00.002-05:00

Me & Kali is not too good at sleeping sometimes.

But Kali is more not good than me!!

She do liked to waked He or She up so they can open we door so Kali can go out to pee when she do wanted to. She do not liked to wait until morning!

I do be a gooder sleeper and I do not had to pees too much neither.

But last night, I tried something new for sleeping but She do not liked it one little bit!!

Last night I thinked I will get under He and She's blankets and sheets with they!! I curled up and goed to sleep but mine furs tickled She's legs and She did not liked that!!

So She maked me get out from under She's sheet. No fair!!!

She really do needed to learned to share more good!

Not Cute Enough

2012-01-27T20:09:00.004-05:00

I needed to know how to get cuter!!

And Aswell too!!

Cuz we is doing everything we knowed how to do for She to give we more meatloafs and She sayed we do just not be that cute!!!

I thinked I do be very cute!!

And Aswell too, cept he is not so cute as me (but he do danced better).

But She sayed we do not be cute ENOUGH!

So can you telled me how to get cuter? I will like to be more cute enough to getted that meat loaf!

Cherry Pie

2012-01-19T19:02:00.002-05:00

I do not thinked that do be too fair!!!

She did be having a birthday today and we do be supposed to had CAKE!!!

But She did not wanted any cake so She and He eated cherry pie that Tamara gived to She and He.

But Kali & me do not LIKED no cherry pies!! Not even if Tamara maked it!!

She and He DO liked that pie but we do not.

So that do be a very bad birthday plan, huh?! She should go buyed CAKE!

Sharing

2012-01-11T10:18:00.002-05:00

She do not shared good!

I wanted to go outside and play!

So I gets to the door and telled She I will liked to go outside.

And She do opened the door but She do not letted me taked my toys out to play with!

She sayed no, I can not has She's good sweater to play with!

And when I jumped up to try to take it out of She's hands and I pulled it with my mouth She did not liked to play tug, neither.

She just taked She's sweater away and putted it up high!

She needed to learn to share much better!!!

Oh Aswell!

2012-01-08T15:04:00.002-05:00

Do you know what?

She could not finded She's plastics!

So She could not buyed no gas or doggie foods or treats!!

Because She has to has She's plastics to pay or to get She's monies out of She's bank to pay for stuff!

She looked all over we house for She's plastics. She looked all over we car too.

He looked all over we house for She's plastics. He looked all over we car too.

But He or She could not finded they anywhere!

So then She had to maked phone calls and tell they She losted She's plastics and that was a pain in the butt and She did not had any plastics till the new ones comed in the mail and She was not so happy.

But guess what?! He finded the plastics!! They were in She's pants pocket just like She thinked they was. But those pants getted stealed!

Aswell stealed She's pants to use in he's crate cuz he do liked to had She's clothes in he's crate.

Silly Aswell! He do had a blanket in he's crate but he did wanted She's pants too! And he getted She's plastics too!

Baths with HE!!

2012-01-04T10:20:00.003-05:00

Guess what?!

Today He gived we we baths!

I is already done and I liked to run around the house and shake my furs all off. She sayed I can not goed outside though cuz I do be wet and if I goed outside with my furs all wet I will like to freeze!

Aswell is not done he's bath cuz I getted to go first and then when He tried to catch Aswell to take he for he's bath he runned away from He.

But he runned to She and that was not too smart cuz She just gived he to He. Silly Aswell! Baths do be fun!

Happy New Year!

2011-12-31T15:50:00.003-05:00

We do be getting ready to had a party!!

I do liked parties!

And Aswell too!!

Cuz there do be lots of foods at we party!!

And peoples who might could like to pet we!!

So we will had fun!

And I hoped you will too!!

But not too much fun though!

Happy New Year from me and Aswell too.

Bossy

2011-12-30T09:57:00.001-05:00

She sayed I do be a little bit too bossy!

Silly She!

She should readed my t-shirt!

It sayed I do be Santa's little helper!

I do not be bossy.

I do be helping!!

Aswell do needed lots of help to know how to behave good.

Good thing

2011-12-23T17:12:00.003-05:00

She sayed it do be a good thing I am cute!

Cuz otherwise, Jessa might be too mad at me for eating one of she's Christmas presents even though it do not be good for eating!

I rips it all apart and I maked it shut up!! but then I did not eated it all up cuz it did not tasted good.

So THEN I was still hungry in my tummy and He and She was still not home and I did not wanted to eat we dog food so then I went 'sploring and alls I could finded was He's bag of raisins.

I do not liked to eated they neither so I just played with they on the bed.

I made a pretty raisin picture!

And then He and She camed home and He was trying to clean up all those raisins and I tried to maked He leave them for we to play with some more cuz I were covering they up with me but He picked me up and putted me down on the floor and He getted the raisins.

Too bad, huh?

Kali sayed I be too naughty and maybe Santa might not liked to give me presents but I think that I do be so cute that Santa might give me presents anyway and anyway, if Santa do not liked to give me presents then I might steal he's cookies and eat they! Ha!

Christmas presents

2011-12-18T10:54:00.002-05:00

I is going crazy!!

She did sorted some Christmas presents today and She did not letted we had none!!

There is one kind of present we wanted SO bad! Specially ME!!

She gotted a blue one and a pink one - one for me and one for Kali!! It do be just right, right?

I likes that SO much but She is mean and She sayed I can not has it cuz it is not for me!

That blue one is for Jessa, and the pink one is for Tamara and I can not has it not even for just one second!

I just wanted to see it, honest! I danced all around She on my back legs and I did hops and spins and I whines and I barks and I asked nice but She sayed no!!

She sayed it do not be nice to chewed peoples Christmas presents before they getted they.

Another dumb rule!

Decorations!

2011-12-17T09:58:00.002-05:00

She and He putted up a tree! In we house!

But it do not be a real tree and Aswell do not be sposed to pee on it like he do on real trees. Only outside trees is for peeing!

And we is not sposed to make holes in She's Christmas teddy bears neither!

She should had telled we that before we did it, huh?

But now we knowed. She might could sew She's bear bum back up, huh?!

But She do not liked to sew too much so maybe She might wait for Tamara to come to visit we!

Locked up!!

2011-12-12T18:18:00.002-05:00

I did had a no fun adventure today!!

I liked to go in we garage to see He when He comed home.

So I did.

But I did not getted out when He did and He closed the door and forgetted me!!!

How could He forgetted me?!

But Kali telled She to come letted me out and She did telled She and She did letted me out and now I do be in we house not we garage so do not worried!

Running out of foods!!!

2011-12-06T22:36:00.002-05:00

You might thinked running out of dog foods would be a 'MERGENCY!!

I did thinked so! And Aswell too!

We dish was EMPTY and we telled He and She and He sayed oops! We need puppy foods.

But we was hungry right then! We did not wanted to wait for He and She to go to the store.

That do be a 'MERGENCY, huh?

But it did not be a 'MERGENCY cuz do you know why? Cuz He gived we sardines!

We do liked sardines very much!!

We eated we sardines and we do liked they and then He and She camed home with we foods.

So we did not had a 'mergency at all - we had a TREAT! Sardines is yummy!

Excited!!

2011-12-05T22:16:00.003-05:00

Today I was SO excited!!

I heared He & She talking about how to get squirrels out of one of He's customer's house!!

He did not liked He's friend's idea about fishing nets so She sayed "I know! You can take Kali! She will get those squirrels out in a hurry!"

I did thinked that was SUCH a good idea!!

I can goed to work with He!

I can catched those squirrels for He!!

That was SO exciting!!!!

But He did not taked me with He though.

Too bad, huh?!

Oh well... maybe next time I can help He.

Free foods

2011-12-02T12:29:00.004-05:00

Today WeGrandma sended She a link to The Crazy Suburban Mom blog cuz WeGrandma thinked we might could winned some free foods to try!

We do liked foods!

We did not had any Natural Balance Foods yet so maybe we might had to try some.

Do you knowed that there do be lots of foods we liked?

Today we eated onions and meat for breakfast. She did not thinked we would liked those onions but She did not wanted they so She leaved they for we and we eated they right up.

And the nother day we had a big fight over She's leftover salad. When we was puppies only Aswell will liked to eat salad. I only liked to lick the lettuce to getted the dressing and stuff I liked.

But now we is growing up dogs we eated it all up. And I do liked that salad too.

So that is why I had to beated Aswell up just a little bit.

But do not worry. I did not hurt he.

Anyway, if you might like to try to winned some Natural Balance foods to try you should go and visit the Crazy Suburban Mom too - but I hope you might could not win WE foods though!

I thinked!

2011-11-24T23:09:00.002-05:00

I thinked when I is nice and warm and all curled up on the couch with He and I is sleeping till it do be time to goed and have my belly rubbed it is not so nice for She to picked me up and putted me outside with Kali the barky dog!

I do not had to go pee!

I do not wanted to go pee!!

I wanted to sleep until it do be bedtime!!

I do liked to SLEEP!

Going outside before we go to bed do be a dumb rule!

I thinked that!

Helping

2011-11-21T13:05:00.001-05:00

Today He is doing stuffs with the tires on the van and Kali and me is helping!!

We goes right in the garage to watch what He do and we maked sure He knowed if any peoples or dogs walked by we house on we road so He do not getted surprised while He is working!!!

We do be GOOD helpers, huh?

Clothes!!!

2011-11-20T20:51:00.005-05:00

Look at we!!!

We can be good models too!!! Just like Harley!! And Daisy!! We do had modelling fun too!!

'cept we do not be TOO good at modelling yet. But we do be learning. Or She and He do be learning - where to putted the treats so we can getted we pictures taked good.

We do getted some pictures of we faces but this shot was to letted you see what we shirt sayed! Can you read it?

Mine sayed Santa's Little Helper and Aswell's sayed Dear Santa, I can explain.

He and She do not agreed about which of we should wear which shirt. He sayed I should had the explain shirt cuz I is the bad dog that pees and poops in we house but She sayed Aswell should had it cuz he getted into EVERYTHING and on the table and he eated that mouse and sicked in we house and that is just as bad! I thinked She is right. And I do be a good helper!

And I did not taked Aswell's clothes off he the way I used to do last time She tried to put coats on we. I letted he wear he's shirt!!

Do we not look very stylish? I thinked we do be very stylish!!!

But it do be just a little early for Christmas yet though.

Mouses

2011-11-20T14:18:00.003-05:00

Does you knowed what Aswell did? He eated a dead mouse he finded!!! Outside!!!

He do not liked Aswell to eated dead mouses!

He putted special foods for those mouses so they might getted deaded and He putted that food where me and Aswell can not finded it.

So we do not eated that bad foods.

But those mouses do!! So we should not eated those mouses neither! He said!!

And She too, cuz She did not liked to clean up Aswell's sick on we blanket too!

I hoped Aswell will remembered not to eated any more mouses!! And me too.

Dancing!!

2011-11-15T21:00:00.001-05:00

Before Kali did not danced good like me!!

But guess what?!

She did learned how now!!

She do not jumped to dance any more!

Now Kali danced like me on she back legs.

But I still is the goodest dancer.

And she still is the highest jumper!!

BAD!!

2011-11-13T22:30:00.002-05:00

That is what He sayed!

And He sayed it loud too!

We knowed that when He sayed BAD!!! loud He meaned Aswell should stopped what He is doing.

Aswell did had a busy weekend being BAD!!

He getted on we table and eated we butter.

He runned away and maked He had to go catched he.

He opened the door to getted the garbage and he maked a mess!!

Aswell maked He sayed BAD!! too much times!

Good thing I do not be too BAD, huh? I do be a good girl.

Maybe not all the time - sometimes I do getted in troubles too - but Aswell getted way more BAD!! than me do!

Sharing

2011-11-06T21:19:00.001-05:00

She do not be a good sharer today!

She do not share She's snack with we!!

She did gived we some nother treats - we getted a dentastick an' a chickens but we wanted to eat She's snack too and She do not shared!!

She sayed grapes do not be good for dogs but I thinked She just do not wanted to share with we!!!

Crankies

2011-11-04T15:59:00.002-04:00

Oh mine goodness!! You would not BELIEVED how cranky He and She do be!!!

He and She do not sleeped good and He and She do not feeled good and He and She needs to taked lots of medicines to help they breathe cuz they heads is too stuffed up!

But Aswell and me do not be sick and we wanted to play and fight and go inside and outside and on the bed and on She's lap and on the table and outside some more and ... we do be quite busy puppies today!!

But She and He do not liked we to be so busy and they getted mad and cranky!

And they do not thinked we do be cute when we fighted and when we getted on we table and when we barked at we squirrels.

Hey! I do not barked at squirrels. I liked to play with squirrels but you always skerrs the squirrels away so then I had to barked at you!

But you do barked too and He and She getted mad at we. We do not liked He and She to be sick and cranky.

Car rides

2011-10-29T14:44:00.002-04:00

Yesterday we goed for two car rides!!! And we both getted to go in the same crate too!! Cuz She was taking we all by she's own self and She did not wanted to had to take two boxes, only two puppies!!

We had to go for a drive and to do shopping first cuz He was spraying poisons in we house and He did not wanted we or She in we house to get poisons. But we did not getted to do shopping too good. We had to waited in we car in we box for She.

And then we getted home again and we played for a little time and then She sayed come on Aswell and Kali!! And we jumped in we van and in we box and we wented for another ride!!

Only this time we getted to get out cuz do you knowed where we goes?! We goed to the vet!!

And we do had to had needles!! Two needles for me and two needles for Aswell.

Aswell do not even minded but I do be just a little bit skerred. I did not liked to be up on the table! And I did NOT liked that vet doctor to be poking needles in me!!

Last time we was at the vet, I weighed only 1 pound more than Aswell but now he do weighs 13.1 lbs and I weighs 16.1 lbs! She sayed that means I weigh 3 pounds more than he and that is why I can beated he up when I wanted to.

Except if he getted to bite my ear! When he bited my ear, he drags me around and I do not getted to beat on him too good cuz it hurted if I tried to get away!

That is not nice to bite on my ear, huh?! Bad Aswell!!

Adventure!

2011-10-26T14:38:00.002-04:00

Yesterday I has an adventure!!

I wented near the zzzzttt place and nothing beep, beep, beeped!

So I getted to go 'sploring!!! I did not get zzzztttt'd!!!!

I has to go all by mine own self though cuz Kali did not wanted to come with me.

Cuz it is BAD to runned away, Aswell!!

And anyway, what if there do be some foods?! If we runned away we might could miss some foods!!

I did not runned away! I just wented for a walk!

There do be lots of things to sniff!!! I has fun!!!

But She was upsetted, Aswell!!!

It do not be nice to make She be upsetted!

She do be silly!!! She should had knowed I would be back for mine belly rub!! I do not never missed my bedtime belly rub!!

I bet She will maked sure you collar is beeping good from now on, Aswell!! Cuz it is BAD to runned away!

Clever puppy!!

2011-10-24T12:07:00.002-04:00

Aswell learned a new thing!!!

I wished I had thinked of it!!

Aswell can open and close the screen door all by he's own self!!!

We was outside and She closed the door so the heats will stayed in we house.

We do not liked that door to be closed too much cuz then we had to asked to go in and out. And sometimes we had to wait too long, too!

But we was out and She taked too long to come to letted we in so Aswell pulled the screen door closed and tried to get in through the flap but that did not worked cuz the nother door were closed so then he pushed the screen door back again and She camed to open the glass door and Aswell showed off cuz he grabbed the flap and pulled the screen door closed again so we can comed in we house through we flap the way we is supposed to!!

Aswell is pretty clever, huh? Now he just do needed to learned to open and close the glass door!

But it do not had a flap to pull with he's teeth and it do be quite heavy. Too bad.

Bad!!!

2011-10-19T06:34:00.002-04:00

Today She was very mean at we!!!

She maked meatloaf for dinner and we liked She's meatloaf!!!

But we liked it too much and we might could have forgetted to lie down and shutted up!!

She do not shared good if we do not lied down and shutted up.

Aswell getted talking and whining and jumping up cuz he wanted She's meatloaf!!

And I did not whined and jumped but I might could have forgetted to lie down and stay some.

We did remembered sometimes but not too much so we did not getted too much meatloaf!!

After dinner, She breaked up some meatloaf for we to practice lie down and stay.

She helded meatloaf in She's hands.

One piece for Aswell, and one piece for me!!

She sayed lie down and stay.

But we did not listened too good cuz we was excited cuz that meatloaf was for we!!! We KNOWED that meatloaf was for we!

She telled we some times and then She gived up and She eated we's meatloaf!!!!!!!!!

OH NO!!!

That was mean of She, huh?!

Barking

2011-10-17T12:06:00.001-04:00

Today me & Aswell finded a man in we yard!!!

We barked & barked & barked we fool heads off at he!!

He was up in the boat in we driveway.

But then he getted down!!

It was not a scary man at all!!

It was just Max's Hank!!

Silly we.

Meet Froggy

2011-10-15T17:11:00.005-04:00

Froggy!

2011-10-15T09:04:00.003-04:00

Oh!!!

Today I jumped on my froggy toy and it maked noise!!

That was a good surprise cuz I broked my froggy toy a long time before and it did not maked noise any more!!

It do be SO much more fun when froggy ribbits for me!!

Now I has to go play fetch the froggy with He!!

Cept He thinked He should eated first!!!!

I thinked playing is more better!!!!

And that is why you is so skinny, Aswell. Nothing is more better than foods!

Forgettering!

2011-10-14T15:10:00.000-04:00

I is a little bit worrying about She!!

She is maybe forgettering too much stuffs!!

Do you knowed why?!

She gived me a bath today!

And then She gived me a NOTHER bath!!

I do not knowed how She could forgetted I had mine bath already!

I was not even all dried yet!

Kali did not had two baths but only me!

2011-10-09T22:41:00.002-04:00

Do you know what that do be in that picture? That do be a TURTLE!

And that is not a nice kind of turtle neither! That do be a snapping turtle!

Do you knowed why they do called they snapping turtles?!

They snaps! And that can do HURT!!

I do not liked things to come in we yard!!

I barked and barked at things what try to come in we yard!!

Today a turtle did not comed in we yard but it was close to we yard so I barked and barked at he to telled he to GO AWAY!!! And Aswell too!

But that turtle did not listened good to we!!

So I getted closer to that turtle and it SNAPPED ME!!!

It HURTED!!!

I jumped so HIGH!! And I cried too!!

And I jumped back and runned and that turtle was holding on me!!!!

I did not liked that turtle!!

She comed to saved me but that turtle letted go and I getted to go up to had a poor baby cuddle with She.

So then that turtle what was just close to my yard was IN MY YARD!!!!

Cuz it holded onto me to come flying in we yard!! That was a BAD BAD TURTLE!!!

But that turtle did goed away now!

Good thing, huh? I will not getted too close to any more turtles!!

Coyotes

2011-10-07T12:30:00.001-04:00

Do you know what is a coyote?

I do not but He and She sayed that do be a very good thing and He & She do not wanted we to meet a coyote!

But She's friend that lives not too far from we seed coyotes in she's yard!!

So now we had GOT to stay in we pen when we goed outside after dinnertimes.

It do be a good thing we do like we pen good.

So's we can stay safe and eat dinners not be dinners!

Belly Rubs

2011-10-05T10:24:00.002-04:00

Do you know what is the bestest thing about bedtime?

I liked She's bedtime cuz then is when She has to give me a big belly rub!!

That was MY idea, not yours, Kali!!

Yes, but that was a very good idea you had!

Good thing She gotted 2 hands or you could not has a belly rub too though! Cuz it was my idea!

I smell much better!

2011-09-30T21:13:00.002-04:00

And I feeled way better too!

Today I beed feeling so bad.

My tummy hurted and I had to pooped TOO MUCH!! My bum even getted owie!

I stayed in my bed a lot cuz that is my goodest place for feeling bad.

Then I started to feeled more better!!

I getted out from my crate and I go to getted a cuddle with She and She sayed on no!!! Aswell, you STINKS!!!

So I had to had a bath.

That bath taked so long He comed in to see if She was drowning me!!

But I was a very good boy in the bath!!! She sayed so!!

And now I smells MUCH better!

Today is a no fun day :(

2011-09-30T18:13:00.002-04:00

I do not liked Aswell to be sick!

Aswell do not wanted to play with me!!

Aswell do not wanted to go outside!!

Aswell just stayed in he crate and sleeped! All DAY!!!!

And he pooped in we house too even though usually he do not poops in we house but only me do sometimes but not Aswell!!

He maked a mess and She did not even yelled at he!!! That is no fair!! When I maked a mess in we house I getted in TROUBLE!!

I am mad at She. I am sad at Aswell.

I think I will go getted cuddles from he and then I will had a better day.

But I do hoped Aswell getted better soon!!

Stealer!

2011-09-30T08:09:00.002-04:00

She keeped on stealing my stuff!!!

She taked they all away!!

That is NO FAIR!!

She is a stealer!!

But Aswell .... you did stealed those stuffs first!! You knowed we is not supposed to go in the blue box and taked stuff. You is a stealer.

Nuh uh! She is a stealer, not me!

No cat!

2011-09-27T12:42:00.002-04:00

Silly He!!

We was finding new peoples to live in we nother house and She finded some peoples that wanted to live in we's nother house.

But one of those peoples had a cat and one of those peoples did not had a cat.

So even though the no-cat peoples did not had enough monies and the cat peoples did, He sayed no!! He would rather have peoples with no monies than peoples with a cat!!

He is so silly!! We would have liked to have a cat live in we house! We could be friends with that cat!! Well, I could be friends with that cat. Maybe Kali would liked to bark at that cat too much!!

She do not liked friends so much like me.

Bad Toad!!!

2011-09-25T21:30:00.002-04:00

I keeped telling we toad to get OFF we yard!!

But that toad do not listened so good!!

It do jumped and goed a little bit when we goes in the house to getted treats but every time I finded he and telled it to getted gone, he stopped jumping and will not moved!!!

That toad do not belonged in we yard!!!!

Visitoring in my play pen!!!

2011-09-25T17:41:00.003-04:00

Today we finded a visitor in we playpen!!!

Do you see that picture? She taked that picture after He helped that visitor to getted out of we pen so Kali could SHUTTED UP!!

Kali do liked to bark too much at we visitor!

That poor toad getted skerred of we!

But I do not barked at we visitor toad! I liked to see that toad!! Too bad Kali is such a bossy girl!! She do not letted we had any fun visitors to we pen or to we yard neither!!

She do liked to chase we visitors away!!! But I do liked to be friends with they!

Best puppies!

2011-09-24T18:22:00.003-04:00

Today we do be being SO very good!!!

He is working on we boat.

She is working on She's computer and cooking a yummy dinner too!!

And we is sitting on the top of the deck and we is watching He and we do not barked!!!!

We is learning!! We figured out the rule!

Yes!!! We do be SO clever!!!

If we barked and drived He and She crazy we will has to come in the house!!

But if we stays quiet and do not barked at He we can be in OR out!!

And we can watched He!!

AND we can watched She cook too, when She goes out to cooker the meat!!!

In Troubles!

2011-09-23T13:40:00.002-04:00

Today She yelled at me!!!

She yelled very loud!!!

Even though He was still sleeping!!!

She should getted in troubles, NOT ME!!!

It is not good to yelled when peoples is sleeping!

Or to bark, too!!

But Kali, you did not telled they why She yelled at you.

You did deserved to get in troubles!

No! SHE should getted in troubles!! Not ME!!!!

It do not beed my fault that it is raining and I did not wanted to get wet!

Puppy Adventures

2011-09-20T13:52:00.003-04:00

We did had SO many adventures lately! Max camed to visit we and we all played! At first we was very loud and 'bnoxious but then we did settled down and was more better.

Then today, I just about gived She a heart attack!! When She camed home from work She drived in the driveway and I runned to see She and I runned too far and mine collar clicked and it skerred me so I yelped and She did not knowed why I yelped and She thinked maybe She hitted me with the van!! She sayed I will give She nightmares!!!

And THEN after She's heart started beating again, we had one more adventure! He keeped working in we play pen and today he is making a ramp so we can getted from the deck down into the pen all by we own self! And up again too!! We do learned very fast!! Do you knowed why we learned fast?!

We will do just about anything for we chickens!!! We do liked we chicken treats a very lot!!

So when He called we down and She called we up and He had chickens and She had chickens we do runned up and down very good! Cept Aswell getted so excited that he forgetted how to get up sometime!! He runned around and around like a crazy thing. But then he did remembered.

He sayed He is not finished yet. He will make we ramp more good for we. But we can do it good just the way it is already too. We is clever puppies! And we do liked chickens!!

Furcutted!

2011-09-15T16:42:00.007-04:00

Today She putted we in the bath and we getted all cleaned!

We do getted to be very, very dirty all the times! But today we were cleaned - for a little while.

After we hadded we baths, He blowed we dry with the windy thing!

We did not thinked we would liked it but we did not minded too much.

Aswell curled up in He's lap and goed to sleep! While He was getted Aswell dry!

And then when we was dry, She and He cutted we's furs!! We did not knowed we could has we furs cutted at home!! We was both very very good! WE was gooder for He and She than we was for the furcutter man we went to see before. That's cuz we do liked He and She gooder!

So ... now you can see we before and after pictures! This is me before.

And this is me after. I do look quite pretty, huh? I thinked so!

This is Aswell before. He did not had too long furs, but he getted cutted anyway. He and She was learning so He and She wanted to learn good with both of we.

Aswell would not stayed awake to had he's after picture taked good! He was TIRED out! But Aswell does look quite nice 'cept one time the black thingie comed off the clipper thingie and so he do had a little bit that do be cutted too short! But Aswell do not minded!!

And do you know what else?! She getted She's haircutted this week too!! So we do all has short furs 'cept for He!

Aswell

2011-09-10T08:43:00.003-04:00

You will not BELIEVED how annoying Aswell do be right now!

He do not wanted to leave me alone!!

He buyed me a new big pen so I can has some time away from Aswell and Aswell do liked to try to eated we pen!! He wanted to come in we pen with me!

I do has to be in we pen when we go outside so that other boy dogs can not comed to my yard and bugged me too! She sayed soon I can play outside again in the light time but we will be safer in we pen at night time cuz He and She worried about coyotes and foxes and black and white kitties when we do go out to play at night time!!

That pen do be a good place though! Do you know what?! I finds little bits of chickens in the grass in my pen!! Lots and lots of chickens!!

After my bath

2011-09-09T11:07:00.004-04:00

See how nice and clean I do be?

He gived me and Kali a bath just this morning.

He did a good job, huh?

In and Out

2011-09-07T10:26:00.002-04:00

Do you know what is not good?

Now that it do be getting colder outside, He & She do not liked to leave we door open for we!

So now we do has to ask to go outside!

And when we wanted to come back in we has to wait for He or She to getted up and come and letted we in!!

That is not so much fun as running in and out and out and in whenever we do wanted to!

He and She should just grow they some furs and then we could have we doors open!

Tell they about Zebra, Kali! Tell they that Zebra in a Snowstorm is still 'membering to eat and drink and go to the litter box and he is feeling lots better!!

I think you did just telled they, Aswell!!!

Zebra in a Snowstorm update

2011-09-05T12:11:00.003-04:00

That do not beed a great picture but do you see?! Zebra is up on the bookshelf!!!!! And he getted there all by he's own self!!!

It has been a bad week for Zebra. He started to getted all better but then he getted too sick again and he had to go see the mergency vet and everyone was upsetted. And broked. Those vets do liked to get lots of money for helping Zebra!

Zebra getted fluids putted in under he's skin to try to helped he to get to feeling better and he did seemed to getted a bit better and he eated some but then he started sicking up and that maked everyone sad and worried. Specially cuz we gotted no more monies!!

But today Zebra is eating!! And he do not sicked it up!!! And he keeped going back to eated more foods!! And then he scratched on the couch!!! And THEN he jumped up!! On the bookshelf!! All by he's own self!!!!

Yay for Zebra!!

And yay for Jessa and Tamara cuz they do hadded to do a lot of work to keep taking care of that silly cat so good.

Yay for Zebra

2011-09-01T11:35:00.003-04:00

Zebra still do not feeled good enough to be hanging out on the doors the way he liked to do when he feeled good but he did remembered to eated he's food and drinked he's water all by his own self!!

And the vetman called and sayed that Zebra failed he's blood test but it is weird stuff that is showing wrong and it do not added up to any specific thing so he gived Jessa and Tamara some more special food for Zebra and some pills too.

Jessa thinked Zebra getted too upsetted last week cuz there was a earthquake and then the next day there was a storm and Jessa and Tamara was not home with Zebra and Prince Winslow when that happened so Zebra getted too skerred and he forgetted to eat and then when he do not eated for too many days he getted sick from not eating! Duh!

I do not thinked I would EVER forgetted to eat!! I do liked my foods way too much for that!!

Dumb cat!!

2011-08-31T23:14:00.004-04:00

Oh no!! Not you, Daisy and Harley!!

You is the smartest cats we do knowed!!

But Jessa and Tamara gots two cats and She called those cats the neurotikitties and She sayed Jessa and Tamara should writed a blog about those neurotikitties cuz they is soooooooooooo neurotic!!

And right now, one of they be pretty dumb too!!

Do you knowed what?! That cat forgetted that it should eated!!! AND he forgetted to drink too!!

No one do knowed why Zebra in a Snowstorm stopped eating but it do not beed good for he to stopped eating and today Jessa and Tamara had to taked he to see the vet and She hadded to talked to the vet on the phone cuz She did payed for it and She did not liked that vet too much cuz that vet do not wanted to explained what he wanted to do to Zebra.

But after She talked to that vet man he taked some of Zebra's bloods and then Zebra getted to goed home with Jessa and Tamara again but Jessa and Tamara gotted to maked Zebra eated the special foods even if Zebra do not wanted to! Because cats to has to eat even if they do not thinked so!!

It is a IMPORTANT RULE!!

And do you see what happened after that silly cat getted some food in he's tummy and he getted to comed home again?!

Zebra did getted up and goed to drinked water!! All by he's own self!!! Jessa and Tamara do not has to keep sticking water in he's mouth now!!

And he is stopped laying like a rug on the floor and he is curled up like a cat again!! And he did goed pee too!!!!

Aswell and me hoped Zebra do be getting all betterer and tomorrow he will eated all by he's own self again and maybe soon he will be up on all the doors some more too!!! Zebra do liked to be up on the tops of doors.

When he is feeling all gooder.

2011-08-30T21:34:00.003-04:00

Jessa getted a job!!!
She is happy!! So we is happy too!!

:P~~~~

2011-08-29T22:56:00.002-04:00

That is what I think about Aswell's post!

Aswell sayed I do be KRANKY.

See?! I sticked my tongue out at Aswell!

And at She!!

And at He!!

And at you too!!

Kali is KRANKY

2011-08-29T15:20:00.002-04:00

I do not knowed why Kali is SO KRANKY but she is SO KRANKY she is no fun to play with today!! I knowed KRANKY is supposed to be with a c but K is for Kali so I liked to do that, see?

We getted new bones yesterday and we did had some fights over those but today she is just being mean and grumpy and she do not even cared to fight about we bones; she just fighted about EVERYTHING!!!

It do not be so fun when Kali is KRANKY!

Silly me!

2011-08-26T17:44:00.002-04:00

Today a new man I did not smelled before camed to we house and I barked and barked at that man but then that man goed down to work on Hank's boat and I forgetted that man was at we house!

Me & Kali played and fighted and eated and sleeped and then all of a sudden I seed that there do be a strange car in we driveway!!!

So I barked and barked and barked at that car!!

Then She camed out and sayed I do be a silly puppy!!

I already finished barking at that man so I did not needed to barked at he's car too!

Oopsie! I just forgetted!

She camed home

2011-08-26T10:40:00.004-04:00

She were goned all week cuz She were supposed to be learning to maked French words into English words!

But then the nother day He goed away for a long time and when He camed home She was with He too!!

We was happy to see She and we climbed all over She and letted She petted we lots cuz we knowed She did miss to petted we!!!

Maybe a Monkey?!

2011-08-21T14:51:00.006-04:00

Today He and She has to comed back from fishing cuz it do be getting very windy and thundery and dark outside even though it do not be dark time!

And She started cooking supper even though it do not be suppertime neither.

And He started banging and banging and He maked swings!! In the porch!! See?! I is a helper dog!!
We do not knowed what He is making but I heared She say "Oh boy!! Are we getting a monkey!?"

So maybe we might could get a monkey!! And then Daisy and Harley might want to comed to vistited we!!

Is that not SO exciting?!

I thinked we is getting a monkey!! What else could it be?

I do not liked He to bang with that banger!

It do beed too loud and it hurted my ears!

I has to stayed in we house and try to watched from we door.

we weekend!!!!!!

2011-08-14T19:16:00.004-04:00

Oh mine goodness!! You would not BELIEVED the weekend we did had here!!!

SO much excitements!!

And treats!!!

Tamara camed to visit we!!

Jessa camed to visit we!!

Andrea camed to visit we!!

Mandy camed to visit we!!

Tell they about the HOUSE, Kali!! Tell they about the big house!

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!! Aswell!! You is messed up mine story!!

Andrea and Mandy and Jessa and Tamara bringed a big house!!

They putted it in the front yard!!

It was skerry!!

Aswell!!! You should shutted up!!! I do be telling we story!

But yes, it do beed skerry at first! We did not knowed what that was! And we did not knowed Mandy might could be in that house and maked noise! And she did go in and she did maked noise and she sticked she head out to come out of that house and OH MY GOODNESS we did get skerred!!!!

We barked and barked and barked!!!

And we did thinked we did not liked that big house in we yard!

Even after Mandy camed out of she house, we barked and barked and barked!!!

Just in case there be someone else in there to skerred us!!!

Yes! So She got tired of listening to we barked at the big house and She getted we some chickens and She went in that house and She tried to getted we to go in and get chickens!!!!

But we did not wanted to cuz we already thinked we was too skerred of that big house!!

But I do liked those chickens!!!

Aswell wanted the chickens so much that he did tried to go in that house all by his own self. He goed in and out and in and out and in out very fast but he did not getted the chickens too good cuz he would not go in far enough!!

Every body laughed at he cuz he was too funny!! She should had taked the camera but She did not knowed Aswell would be so silly so She did not had the camera.

And Kali would not even TRIED to go in that house all by she own self! Jessa had to carried she!!

But then we did getted in the house and we had lots of chickens and pets and we thinked that big house do not beed too skerry any more cuz places what gots chickens can not be TOO skerry, right!?

Right!!

So THEN we decided we did LIKED the big house and we played in that big house every time we can but we do not getted treats for going in all by we self but it were funner anyway!!

And they zippered all the doors up so we could not goed in by we own selves but Kali figgered out how to open they doors all by she own self so then we can go in and play when we wanted!

So we played with that house all weekend and it were so FUN!!!!!

It WERE fun!! Sometimes Kali getted in and I stayed out and we can bark and play cuz the walls do be soft and we can hitted we through those walls!!

We do liked that big house!!

And do you know what else was good!?

We hadded LOTS of good foods!! Cuz everybody liked to give we treats!!

Well, 'cept Andrea do not liked to give we treats and she do not liked to had face time with we neither but we did had lots of good yummy treats with so many peoples to share with we!!!

And when He and She goed fishing and He catched SO MANY FISHES!!!! and She did catched fishes too!! And Jessa and Tamara and Mandy maybe catched fishes too but they did not bringed they home to show we but the best part was that Andrea stayed home with we!!

And then when they all goed out in the boat to play in the water, Andrea goed too but She stayed home with we!!

Cuz someone had to stayed home all the time cuz we hadded a fire and Tamara and Mandy and Jessa cooked marshmallows!!! And hot dogs!!!

We do LOVES we hot dogs!!!!

And everyone sleeps at we house too!!! And we was good puppies and we do not eated any glasses or purses!!

Only you did stealed Tamara's flip flops and she's hat and she's nother clothes too, Aswell!!

Well yes, but I did not wrecked any!! So I do still be a GOOD puppy!!

And then today, Hunter & Colton and they mom comed for dinner and fires and hotdogs and marshmallows and cakes and ice creams and OH MY GOODNESS there was so much good foods and we getted to had some little bits but we could just not had the chocolate or the grapes but we did had lots!!

We do liked to had companies!!!

But now they did all goed home except Tamara stayed and she is out in the garage making bat houses with He and we is TIRED!!!

We do had some pictures and even a video of Aswell doing he's treat dance but She will save they for to post tomorrow!

We decided that we Grandma should comed too though! Next time!!!

Too bad!!!

2011-08-11T18:19:00.003-04:00

I was getting all the chewies!!!

Cuz Kali getted stucked on the wrong side of the gate again!!

And the chewies was on the inside of the gate with me!!

But then She heared Kali barking and letted her in the gate so now Kali is pigging all the bones again!

I do liked Kali to be stucked on the wrong side of the gate!!!!

Bark bark!!!

2011-08-08T17:41:00.002-04:00

Today I accidentally getted on the wrong side of the gate!!

And it CLOSED!!

And Aswell was not outside to open it for me!!

And She was working and She did not unnerstanded that I was barking funny cuz I needed HELP!!!!

It taked She WAY TOO LONG to figure out that I was barking different and come and letted me IN!!

When She finally comed out to saved me, she seed that I were pushing the gate and it opened a little bit and I tries to run through but then it closed again and I barked at it 2 times then I tried again and I pushed the gate and it opened a little bit and I tries to run through but then it closed again and ... I barked 2 times a LOT of times!! At the gate!!

And She and Aswell did not LISTENED!!!!

Oh, I am SO crabilated!

Oh no!!!!

2011-08-07T22:58:00.002-04:00

Bad Aswell!! He barked and barked and barked cuz he did not wanted me to take care of he's bone and mine bone.

Now I has no bone.

And Aswell has no bone.

She gotted ALL THE BONES!!

It is all Aswell's fault! He was notty, huh?!

Bones!!!

2011-08-07T17:58:00.005-04:00

Today He & She goed away and when He & She camed back He & She had new bones!!

In they bags!!!

And oh mine goodness those bones did smelled SO good!!!

I was running outside to go pee but when I runned past He I smelled those bones and I stopped and runned back to go smell they and I forgetted I had to go pee!!!

And guess what?! She did not maked we wait until He & She goed fishing to had those bones!

We is chewing they already!!

And they do be SO good!

But we do had to have one problem because Aswell do not wanted to share he's bone with me!

He did tried to take he's bone back but I growled at Aswell!!! Aswell backs right off if I growls at he cuz he knowed I can beated he up!! But I cannot beated She up, so I did had to letted Aswell had he's bone. She just comed and taked it right away!!!!! I will like to bark and bark and fight with Aswell so I can have two bones but She do not liked me to do that and when I do that do you know what will happen?!

She will taked both we bones away!!!! I hate it when that happened!!!!

Now I do be hiding with my own bone so She do not come and take it away too!!! I am a good hider, huh?

Messes!!!!

2011-08-06T14:42:00.003-04:00

Do you know what is not so fair?

Aswell and me do gets in troubles when we makes lots of noises and lots of messes!

But He do not!!!

He is making lots of noises and lots of messes today and She do not yelled at He!!!!

That is NO FAIR, huh?!

Troubles!!!

2011-08-06T10:14:00.002-04:00

We getted in SO MUCH TROUBLES!!

But it was mostly Aswell's fault, not mine!!

I only stealed She's glasses.

He chewed they!!

He chewed they all up very bad!!!

She getted very mad that She could not finded She's glasses at all when She waked up.

And then when She did finded they, She getted even more madder!!!

She sayed we is VERY BAD PUPPIES!!!

But Aswell chewed She's glasses!! Honest!! I do not liked to chew glasses. They do not tasted good!

She sayed when we has companies next weekend we will has to make sure everyone has a puppy-safe place to keep they glasses.

Broom!

2011-08-04T09:43:00.002-04:00

I like to eat the broom.

She do not liked me to eat the broom.

He do not liked me to eat the broom.

But it do bees SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!

Today She sweeped up He's mess and She was getting grumpy at me cuz I was grabbing the broom so He picked me up and taked me in the bedroom with the door closed and I did not liked it ONE BIT!

Brooms is more fun than bedrooms!!

Rains

2011-08-03T18:00:00.003-04:00

We had getted TOO MUCH RAIN!!

I do not liked that rain!!!

When I had to go pee I go telled She to maked that rain stop but She do not!!!

She should listened better, do you not think so? I thinked so!

And Aswell too!

Boxes & Bones

2011-07-31T15:12:00.003-04:00

He and She hadded a disagreement about we and we boxes!

He keeped feeling like it do be "mean" to put we in we boxes when He & She goed out and do not take we.

She thinked we do be just fine in we boxes and we do not barked so much and getted into SO MUCH TROUBLE when He & She goed out.

So She 'xperimented when we was at the 'nother house with She and not He and She finded out that if She leaved we loose in the nother house we do bark the whole time She is goned!

But if She putted we in we boxes we is quiet and we only barked when She comed back and we wanted She to hurry up and open we doors!

SO anyway... She thinked we feeled safer IN we boxes and She did wanted we to use our boxes.

But He did not want to.

But then He and She do goed fishing so much times and do you know what we does if we do not getted to go? We bark and bark and bark and bark and BARK!!!!

And He can heared we over the water and He do not liked it.

So yesterday He had He friends to go fishing with He and He was distracted and She sneaked!

She putted we in we boxes with a YUMMY YUMMY BONE and She went fishing with He and He's friends for a little while and He did not noticed until He and She camed home and there do be NO BARKING!!!

Cuz we do beed too busy chewing we bones!!

And today we goed in we boxes with we bones again and we do not barked again!

We do liked we boxes - but 'cept for She takes we bones away when She comed back cuz we fighted over they cuz Aswell do not shared good!

I liked to had both we bones but Aswell barked and barked and barked and She getted annoyed and taked they away.

The Goodest Dog

2011-07-29T10:21:00.003-04:00

Yes, Aswell was the goodest dog - for about 20 minutes!

And then he getted on the table and he stealed the paper towels and he maked a big mess with they!!!!

And he stealed He's beer thingy and liked to chew it until She catched he and tooked it away!!

The Goodest Dog

2011-07-29T09:39:00.002-04:00

Guess what!!!!!

Today we has one good dog and one very bad dog!!!

And it do not be who you might thinked!!!

I do not waked He up too early!!

I do not get grumpy cuz He goed to had a bath and go waked She up too early too!!!

I do not eated the sponge!!

I do not pooped in the house cuz it do be raining!!

Today I do be the GOODEST dog!!

Yay for Aswell!!!!!

Breakfast

2011-07-26T08:36:00.004-04:00

Do you see what we getted?!

He leaved a open bag of potato chippies on the table when He wented to He's meeting this morning.

I tried to tell She She should getted up but She did not listened good so Aswell getted the chips and he spilled they all over we floor so we had chips for breakfast!!

But then She getted up and She taked most of they away. After She taked we picture, of course!!

But we had 'nuff chippies anyways!! They is good for breakfast!!!

Oh, and She sayed we should tell you that She and He do not leaved socks and stuffs all over we floor! That do be Aswell's mess too. Aswell is very good at making messes!

ZZZZTTTT!

2011-07-24T13:15:00.003-04:00

No I did not get zzzttt'd.

Or Aswell neither!!!!

But I do has a zzzzttt collar on again!

He taked the piece off we chewed up collar and putted it on we nother one so now we both has we collars on and I can not goed to the lake all by mine own self any more.

That is too bad, huh?!

Down to the lake

2011-07-24T09:59:00.002-04:00

He & She did not taked we fishing yesterday!!!!

He sayed it was too hot.

She sayed She worries too much we might fall in the lake.

So we has to stay home again!!!!

We do not liked to stay home when He and She goed fishing!!!

We wanted to go too!

When He & She comed back, He came to open we door for we but She stayed down at the boat.

So I runned out to see She.

I runned right over the zzzzttt line!!!

But I did not get a zzzzttt!!

Cuz I do not weared my collar!!!

And She were going to putted my collar back on again but ha ha!!!

She could not cuz you know what?

We - uh - - - Aswell eated my zzztt collar!!!!! It did not tasted too good but it did be good chewing!!

Stuff

2011-07-19T16:14:00.003-04:00

Today She is sick and She did not liked we to waked She up when He leaved for He's early morning meeting.

But a course we did not KNOWED She were sick and we should not waked She up until we did! Oopsie!

She 'specially did not liked Aswell to licked She's nose!! That do not be a good way to waked up!!

Oh, and Grandma!!!! Aswell were a bad boy and She's hedgie do needed new eyes!! Cuz Aswell liked that hedgie but he eated he's eyes!!!

And He stealed a stuffed froggie to play with too!! And he does not shared that froggie or that hedgie good at all!! She taked a movie with Aswell and he's ribbity frog but She do not posted it yet cuz She had to fixed She's computer and She did not finished fixing She's computer yet and She's computer do not know She's camera yet and She do not feeled good enough to care.

Aswell is a bad sharer!!!

And do you knowed what else? He is making a new barbecue!! In the middle of we kitchen!!!! Aswell do tried to help but He do not liked Aswell's helping too much!!

Poor Aswell. He is just in so much troubles all day long, huh?!

Good think I am such a GOOD puppy!!

A Complaint!!

2011-07-17T10:59:00.002-04:00

This is no good!!

She maked bacons and eggs and potatoes and toasts for He and She's breakfast.

But She forgetted to make we bacon breads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fools!

2011-07-16T21:07:00.003-04:00

She and He do not liked we to barks we fool heads off when He and She goed fishing.

When they taked the boat and do not taked we (that is very bad of they, do you not thinked so?) they do not cared too much. They can drive they boat across the lake so they do not had to listen to we barking we fool heads off!!

But sometime they do wanted to fish off we dock!!

Mostly He fished off we dock and we stayed in we yard with She but He wanted She to go fished off we dock with He so She tried taking we out on the dock!!

She taked Aswell's clicky collar off and She carried we over the zzzztt line and then She putted we down and we can run up and down we dock and play and fall in the water and jump in the lake and has a fun time with He and She on we dock!!

Except for me cuz I is a little skerredy dog at first when I getted to do something new so I getted skerred and I runned away to the zzztt line and I sitted there and looked very very sad so She camed to get me and I thinked She will carry me across the zzttt so I do not getted zzzztttd but She do NOT!!

She carried me back to the end of we dock!!! And She holded me and She petted me and She telled me I is a brave good puppy and then when my heart slowed down again She putted me on the dock and She petted me more and I do not getted skerred any more!

Except then She thinked She might liked me to be more skerred again!!

Cuz Aswell jumped in we lake again and I thinked that might be a good idea so I do that too but Aswell runned away over to nother people's houses and He is very bad and do not comed for She!!

And He catched a big fish and it is not a good fish to eat but He did not knowed that until He getted it in the net so He yelled for She to getted the net and She has to get the net and Aswell and me comed to see but then we thinked we can run off again and Aswell runned way far away!!!!

And I goes in the lake to swim and I is gone under we dock and She cannot seed me so She is getting all stressed out cuz I did not never swimmed in we lake before cept with He holding me tummy so She do not wanted me to go too far!!

SO She putted He's big fish on the outside table and She leaved Aswell and me running 'round being naughty (Aswell were being naughty but not ME!! of course!!) and She goed in we house!!!!!

She goed away and LEAVED we outside!!! We do not liked that so we both comed back and we climbed up on we dock and we looked to see where He be and where She be!!!

And She comes back with chicken treats!!!

We do liked we chicken treats!! We like to dance for chickens!! Aswell dances around in a circle and I jumps WAY up high!!! Next time Tamara and Jess comes to see we She will get they to make a movie of we dance!!

ANYWAY! So She had chickens so I went to see She when She called and I sitted pretty but Aswell did not!!!

I wanted the chicken but I did not wanted She to catched me and putted my clicky collar back on!!

So Aswell tries to snatch the chicken and runned away!!! That is SO BAD!!!!

But do not worry. She did not putted up with that. She doed not give Aswell chicken until he sitted good and letted She picked he up but do you know what?! Aswell is SO dirty and muddy She thinked we might need to had a bath before we goes to bed!!

And then ... yes, there IS more in we adventure!!! .... then She putted my clicky collar on too just in case I getted any bright ideas even though I do not weared my collar for lots and lots of days because I am such a good girl and I stayed in we yard even if I do not heared any clickies... and THEN She letted we play outside but we has to stay in we yard but THEN She do not letted we play outside because we did barked we fool heads off at He's fish!!!!!!

Decorating

2011-07-16T13:35:00.002-04:00

Today She was on the computer and He was killing bugs and Aswell and me getted to 'xplore some of She's stuffs in She's office!!

Because He putted She's box down where Aswell and me can getted into it and She did not noticed even though we was right behind She!!

We might did maked a bit of a mess but She cleaned it all up for we.

But I did not getted to eat the glow in the dark chewies and that is NO FAIR!!!

But Aswell, you did get to eated some glow in the dark hearts though! Maybe you might could have glow in the dark poops!

Fun!!!

2011-07-14T11:26:00.004-04:00

Today She were trying to putted on She's socks and shoes and I stealed She's sock!!!

I getted it fast and I runned away fast!!!

But too bad! He seed where I taked it and He finded my hidey place!!

And He taked my He's underwears and my She's socks back!!!

I will has to find a new place to keeped my stuff!!

More Working!

2011-07-13T15:07:00.003-04:00

Can you see we is doing some more working?

Sometime, Aswell do not helped me with working good but today he do be helping!!

We is digging unner the walkway cuz we thinked there might could be more chippies unner there!!

But we do not bark too much any more!!!

Cuz if I ... uh... I meaned we... barked too much She comed and grabbed we and taked we in the house and do not letted we go out to do we work!!!!

Me and She

2011-07-12T21:38:00.004-04:00

Can you see me? I is standing on She! But do not worry. I do not be hurting She.

I am not so big - and anyway, I do only be standing on She's shadow!

Shadows do be fun!!!

All wet!!!

2011-07-12T09:49:00.003-04:00

Today we is very all wet!!!!

That is cuz He had a bath and then He decided that it would be a good idea for we to has a bath too!!

And so we did!! and now we is runing around getting we wet all over the house and we is fighting and playing and very very hyper.

She sayed we is silly wet puppies!!

She laughs at we... and that be good cuz She was making crabilated faces before we getted all wet.

She sayed She has a head ache and a meeting She do not wanted to go to and too much work to getted done.... and She would rather just go fishing!!!

And we too!!!

Cranky!!

2011-07-10T17:56:00.003-04:00

Today I is just cranky!

Aswell do wants to play with me but I do not wanted to play with him!

He should go away and leaved me alone!

I might has to make my crabilated face soon!

Or maybe I could just beated Aswell up some more!!!!!!

More Fishing

2011-07-07T21:40:00.002-04:00

Today She sayed we can go fishing with She & He again!

She takes we clicky collar off and letted we run down the dock all by we self.

So we do and we is way excited and we run all the way to He in the boat!!! And then I thinked no, wait!!! Maybe I do not wanted to go in the boat!!

So I runned all the way back again and Aswell do wanted to get in the boat but then when he seed me running away he runned after me and he jumped in the lake and swimmed!!!

And then She called we but I did not go to She but Aswell did but He had to come to getted me and carry me back to the boat and I did not thinked that was a good idea to go in the boat but He did maked me.

BUT once we was in the boat I was not so skerred no more and I do liked Aswell!

We climbed!!

We sitted and standed and jumped and 'xplored everywhere! We liked to stand on the edge of the boat and maked She skerred! That do be so fun!!

And we both maked She SO nervous!!!

And then we had a BIG fight!!! And She had to grabbed Aswell and taked he away from me!!! Cuz I was mad at Aswell cuz he wanted to licked my neck and I did not wanted he to!!!! So I fighted with Aswell and She getted mad at we for fighting.

And then we stopped fighting and we was jumping up on the front of the boat and looking over the edge for the fishies in the water and that was fun and we do not fighted no more!

And THEN do you know what happened? HE CLOSED THE WINDOW-DOOR!!!!

And I did not seed He closed that window-door so I tried to jumped up on the front of the boat again and I banged mine head!!!!! And that HURTED mine head!!

Well, it did not really hurted too much but it did maked me look silly and I did not liked to look silly! Silly is Aswell's job, not mine!

Hard at Work

2011-07-07T10:22:00.003-04:00

You can see me working hard. And Aswell do not helped!

She do not helped neither!!

And She and He both getted mad when I is too loud & 'noxious and He shaked He's noisy can sometimes and I do not liked that! The can is not in the movie though cuz He is in the tub.

I thinked He is still grumpy cuz Aswell chewed He's glasses!

I do not thinked that bees the only reason He is grumpy, Kali.

I do not think He liked you to wake He up tattling on She

for making you stay inside cuz you was being too loud!!!

No!! He is grumpy cuz you eated He's strawberries and breaked we door and eated He's glasses and cuz She keeped me in we house when I has work to do. I do be a GOOD puppy! He do not be mad at ME!

He & She

2011-07-06T22:14:00.002-04:00

I thinked He & She is sometimes not too smart!

They do not learned good!

Today they went fishing and they did not taked we!! Again!!!!

And AGAIN they leaved foods on the table and guess what!!?

Of course!! See - you is maybe smarter than He & She!

Cuz you knowed if He & She leaved foods on the table and goes out, Aswell will getted on the table and getted the foods!!

And then Kali will TATTLE!!!

Cuz Kali is a big stinky tattletale!!!

I had to telled She that Aswell stealed the strawberries!! I do not wanted She to thinked it were me that stealed the strawberries!!! So as soon as She opened the door I starts to tell She all about Aswell getting on the table!! And throwing all the strawberries on the floor!!!!

But we did not eated the strawberries cuz we do not liked those. We did tasted them all though but none of they was yummy.

So...do you not thinked He and She should learned to takes we fishing every time?! Too bad they is not so smart like we!

Grrrr!!!

2011-07-02T10:56:00.004-04:00

She and we is having a bad day!

Nuh uh!! She and me is getting along fine!

Okay. She and ME is having a bad day!!

I am having a MAD!

She do not letted me go back outside.

I wanted to go outside but She closed the glass door so we can not go in and out all by our ownselves!!!

She is MEAN!!

You did barked too much, Kali!!

No I did not!!! I HAS to bark!!! She do not understanded!!! There is something under we deck!!! I has to telled that chippy-munk to go away from we yard!!!

She sayed She likes chippy-munks and birds in we yard.

But I do not!!! I has to do my job!!! I keeps they all out of we yard!!

Fishing!!!!

2011-07-01T15:31:00.008-04:00

She did!! She did taked we fishing with He & She!!!!

And we was SUCH good puppies too!!

Aswell do tried to walk around on the edge of the boat and that did skerred She just a little bit - 'specially after He taked Aswell's leash off!!

He sayed it would be okay - and it was!!!

I stayed in the bottom of the boat most of the time.

I do not liked to climb up on the edge of the boat.

You should tried it, Kali! It do beed FUN!!!

I do not thinked so. I will like to stay with She.

And She catched a fish!!

And HE letted we SWIM!!

In the lake!!

Only He holded onto we but we does swimmed and we liked to swim and we getted all cooled down.

But then Aswell getted too cooled down and he getted all shivery and then he getted all cranky cuz he had to go pee so we has to come home again!

But we was GOOD boat dogs!!

Oh Mine Goodness!!!!!!

2011-07-01T12:47:00.002-04:00

Too many times, He and She goed out in the boat and they do not taked we.

We do not liked that one bit!! We wanted to go in the boat too!!!!

But today He and She is getting they stuff all ready and guess what!!!!?

She is getted we leashes and we water dish and we treats too!!!

She putted they all in She's fishing box!!!!

Maybe we will getted to go in the boat! Like Max!! And Jack!! And Lady!!!

He sayed maybe we is too much trouble but She sayed She wanted to try we in the boat!!

We had better be good!

Helping!!!

2011-06-28T14:18:00.006-04:00

She is sick.

That means She do not feeled good and She is sleeping with we even in the light time!

And look! She needed lots of kleenex so I thinked She might could run out so I finded some more for She!

I taked they all out of the box for She!

See Daisy? I eated cardboards like Bert & Ernie!

Boating

2011-06-28T07:13:00.003-04:00

We do not getted to go out in the boat with He & She.

That is not so fair! Max getted to go in the boat. And Jack getted to go in He and She's boat, even!!! That is Jack in the boat with he's kids, Hunter & Colton, and they mom. They had fun in the boat and Colton catched a big fish!! They all goes in the boat!!!! But not we!!!
We do not liked to stay home alone when He and She goes in the boat!!

We 'specially do not liked it yesterday! They gotted breaked and they was not here a very long time!

Good thing She's phone didn't died too soon. She getted She's kid to call Hank to come to taked care of us. THEN She used She's phone to getted help so He and She would not has to stayed in the boat in the lake all night.

She knowed She's priorities, huh!?

Next time She and He should take we on the boat! We will telled it not to break!

Birds!

2011-06-24T10:26:00.003-04:00

Did you knowed that birds liked to come and visit we?

Aswell do not minded the birds, but I do not liked they to be on MY YARD!!

I has to go tell they when they comed in MY YARD!!!

We new door is very good - now I do not had to wait for He or She to letted me out so I can go to tell those birds to go off MY YARD!!!

But too bad!! She closed the glass door so we can not go in and outside with we door in the nighttime! We has to still stay in we house and shut up and go to sleep. He sayed.

We getted a door!!!

2011-06-23T20:57:00.002-04:00

He maked we a door!!!

We can go inside!!

We can go outside!!

We can go in and out all by our own selves!!!

I learned to use it first! I am a clever clever dog!!

I am clever too but I am just a little bit more ~cautious~. That is what She sayed! I did not wanted to go through the door but He had chickens on the out side and She had chicken on the in side so She and He teached me.

She had to pushed Kali through that door cuz she is a skerredy dog!!! I is NOT a skerredy dog!!

She would like Aswell to be a little bit more skerredy, She sayed! Maybe then he would not getted in SO MUCH TROUBLE!!

Wet!!!

2011-06-23T16:18:00.003-04:00

Today me and Aswell was playing outside and all of a sudden there was a big rain! And it were thunderbooming too and we runned under we deck to stay dryer but then there was more thunders and we getted worried about She and He. Maybe they might get skerred so we thinked we should go in the house and make sure She and He do not getted skerred.

But we were under the deck and we could not getted up ON the deck where the door is cept we run out through the rain and up the stairs!!!

We runned very VERY fast but we getted wetted anyway!!!

But Aswell getted MUCH wetter than me cause he runned SO fast he missed the stairs the first time and had to turn around and tried again! Silly Aswell!!

ACK!!!

2011-06-15T10:22:00.003-04:00

Sometimes it is SO FERUSTERATING to be a puppy!!

This morning She were tippy typing on She's computer.

He were doing stuffs to the van. I do not knowed what.

And Aswell goed away!!!

Aswell getted gone and I did not knowed where Aswell goed!!!!!

So I runned in and tried to tell She!! I whined and talked and jumped on She!!

She came to see if the door was opened for me to go in and out and then SHE WENT AND SITTED BACK DOWN!!!

She thinked Aswell was with He and He thinked Aswell was with She and Aswell was outside the clickies and nobody understanded me!!!!!!!!

He and She do not payed enough attention to me!!!!

He and She finded out what I were trying to tell they when Aswell camed back!!! All by his own self!!!

We do not knowed where Aswell goed but he is all wetted so maybe he was in the lake or maybe he was 'sploring in the swamp!

But Aswell is home now and he is staying home good even though the fence do not be clicking today cuz it do be breaked!!!

He is out looking for where it do be breaked so He can fix it for we!!!

That were too stressful for me!!!

He and She needs to learn to listen gooder!

Inside bone/Outside bone

2011-06-13T18:29:00.006-04:00

Today He and She goed out to a nother meeting.

And Aswell getted up on the table again!!!

Cuz he is a bad boy!!

But I do be thinking He and She do not be so smart neither!!!

Cuz He and She leaved treats on we table AGAIN!!

So of COURSE Aswell is going to be bad cuz he finded such good treats!

Today he finded bones!!

New kinda bones we did not has before!!

But I knowed we was not gived those bones so we should maybe not had they!!

So I waited until Aswell getted those bones and then I taked they away from he!!

He did not liked me to had both the bones but I do be bigger than Aswell and when we has a fight I always winned so he did not taked the bones away from me. He just barked and barked.

I do not cared if Aswell barked and barked. He and She do not liked it but He and She do not beed here.

I taked GOOD care of those bones!! And I only chewed them just a little bit.

But when He and She came home She and He sayed we could has those bones!!!

BUT they do thinked Aswell should had one and so should me!!

But I liked to have two bones!!

I letted Aswell had two nother chewies!

So that were fair, huh!? I thinked so.

But Aswell did not and he tattled on me and he barked and barked and barked and He and She getted mad at we for barking!!

That is not too fair because I do not barked MINE fool head off, only Aswell do!

So NOW we had a outside bone and a inside bone and when I is outside I getted the outside bone and Aswell comed in and has the inside bone and then when I comed to the door Aswell runned out to the outside bone and I runned in to the inside bone!

And then I wanted to go outside and Aswell runned in!! Again!!

So I do had to share those good bones. Too bad, huh?

I'm TELLING!!!!

2011-06-10T12:07:00.003-04:00

Aswell was a bad BAD boy AGAIN!!

Do you know what he did?!

He EATED SHE'S NEW GLASSES!!!

He getted they from off of the table too!!

She is not too happy with Aswell!!!!!

Good thing I is not so bad, huh!

Home Alone

2011-06-09T21:05:00.005-04:00

Kali and me do not liked to be home alone too much sometimes!
Sometimes we might wanted to go outside.

Or we might think it be time for treats!!!

Today He and She hadded to go to a meeting!!

I do not knowed about that meeting but She sayed we can not go!!

But we thinked it be time for treats!

And do you knowed what?

She forgetted to put we treats away in the high up
cupboard and She leaved they on the table!!

So I had a GOOD idea!!

I is a clever puppy!

We is not 'llowed to go on the table!

So I do not goed on the table! I getted on a CHAIR!!

So I were not being bad!!

When I getted on that chair, I tries to reach we treats so we can has chickens!

Only some stuff falled down and it maked a loud noise and it breaked.

But that do be okay cuz She sweeped it all up when She camed home.

And I did not getted the chickens cuz they was too far from the edge of the table and I is not allowed to go up on the table so I could not has chickens but I DO getted lots of fun stuffs to play with.
We taked all He's masks out of He's box for He!!

They had 'lastic on them!! Lastics is fun to pull!!

We pulls lots of lastics right off those masks!!

Do not believe Aswell!

We did not done that stuff!!

He did that stuff all by his own self.

I telled Aswell to be good too but he does not listen to me too good.

But I were NOT bad cuz I did not goed on the table!!!

I is a GOOD puppy!

Storm!

2011-06-09T09:02:00.007-04:00

We had a BIG storm!! Do you see that rain coming? It comed very fast and She had to runned into the house after she taked that picture! She did not knowed She were going to take a picture of the storm coming! She thinked She was taking a picture of the lake cuz He sayed the lake looked funny. Then She learned why the lake looked funny! It was a BIG storm!

We tree falled down!! But it did not hitted anything 'cept some of the grumpy lady's plants. So that do be good!

We does not be skerred in the storm!! We did not even waited for it to stopped raining before we were wanting to go outside. And do you knowed what?! She letted we go outside and Aswell were a brat!!! He walked RIGHT to the clicky line and he do not clicked so he thinked he might go 'sploring cuz if he do not clicked, he do not get a zzzttt!!

But I comed back when She sayed! I am a good dog!

You comed back for chickens!! But yes, you do be a gooder dog now, Aswell.

Hank and He goes down to checked the boats right after the big winds! She was fussed cuz there still beed lots of lightenings and thunders! But He do not be skerred neither!! Only She beed skerred!!

And We does not had lights and stuff for a long time but She maked we collars clicked again. She taked the box from under She's desk and putted that in the nother room and we fence started working again even in the dark!

And we had a nice sunset and She and He sitted on the end of the dock and tried to catch fishes but we do not liked that because She and He do not letted we go fishing too!!!

We do wanted to go too!! Maybe next time!!!!

Happy Birthday Tamara!!!!

2011-06-08T00:01:00.004-04:00

She sayed that do be the right thing to say when someone had a birthday!

And Tamara do had a birthday today!!!!

We do not getted to go to have cake for Tamara's birthday.

That is NO FAIR!!!

Yeah!!! No fair!!! We do liked cake!!! And ice creams too!!!

But do you know what?! It do be almost WE birthdays too!

Do you think we will had cake?

Or maybe ice creams?!

Anyway, we did goed to see Tamara and Jessa too but we did not knowed it bees Tamara's birthday so we did not gived Tamara birthday kisses!!

We will has to gived Tamara birthday kisses next time!

That is a GOOD idea!

Happy birthday, Tamara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doors!

2011-06-07T12:17:00.002-04:00

We is having a disagreement with He and She.

We liked to had the doors wide open all the time!!

Then we do not had to bug them to let us in and out!!

He and She do not liked to had the doors wide open all the time!!

They do not liked bugs in the house!

So we do be disagreeding!

We can opened the back door all by our own selves though!

So that meaned we is winning!!!

But we do getted yelled at when we tried to open the nother door with we claws.

She and He says we will break the screens.

We thinked He and She should getted better screens then!

A good idea!!

2011-06-05T16:36:00.003-04:00

Today He is working outside

and we is playing outside

and we wanted to stay near He

but He keeped going passed the clickies!

So we hadded a GOOD idea!!

We thinked He needed a clicky collar too!!!

Then He will had to stay where we can be with He!

Don't you thinked that be a GOOD idea?!

We is such clever puppies!